Rihanna is Smurfette in new Smurf movie (trailer)

[valet]

New music for the soundtrack. Looks terrible though

 

[cyndaquil]

Smurfette is the only female smurf right? Do that mean she was getting train ran on her by the other smurfs?
How do they reproduce?

 

[Breh13]

Smurfette is the only female smurf right? Do that mean she was getting train ran on her by the other smurfs?
How do they reproduce?

It's a kids show breh, they way they describe it, it's a magical process and they're brought over by a Stork to the village. As they always do in most of these children shows.

 

[cyndaquil]

It's a kids show breh, they way they describe it, it's a magical process and they're brought over by a Stork to the village. As they always do in most of these children shows.

I was told I was brought by the stork too then I found out the same reason I got a tingly feeling in my dikk for my 7th grade science teacher with big titties was the same reason I was born

 

[Breh13]

I was told I was brought by the stork too then I found out the same reason I got a tingly feeling in my dikk for my 7th grade science teacher with big titties was the same reason I was born

 

[Nabs]

Smurfette is the only female smurf right? Do that mean she was getting train ran on her by the other smurfs?
How do they reproduce?

Worry about how another Smurf reproduces

 

[Optimus Prime]

if I remember correctly Gargamel created her in a lab to spy on the Smurfs and Papa Smurf seduced her to the darkside

 

[WIA20XX]

Smurfette is the only female smurf right?

Their in-universe version of Yakub, Gargamel, created Smurfette from a lump of clay, as a way to sow rancor and division among God's people (the Stork in this case)

 

[TheJet]

Smurfette is the only female smurf right? Do that mean she was getting train ran on her by the other smurfs?
How do they reproduce?

Lmao.
I came in this thread expecting her in blue paint or sum shyt. Smurfette Caribbean son? Lol! Less and rice, hot doubles and all that

 

[cyndaquil]

Their in-universe version of Yakub, Gargamel, created Smurfette from a lump of clay, as a way to sow rancor and division among God's people (the Stork in this case)

wtf

 

[Devilinurear]

Smurfette is the only female smurf right? Do that mean she was getting train ran on her by the other smurfs?
How do they reproduce?

Smurfs are a sexual. I believe papa smurf made them all except for smurfette.

 

[WIA20XX]

wtf

His main goal is to use their souls in a recipe to create gold.

But the origin of Smurfette was him trying to introduce a woman to get them off their mission

Smurfette was created by the evil wizard Gargamel, the Smurfs' archenemy, in order to spy on them and sow jealousy. However, she decides that she wants to be a real Smurf and Papa Smurf casts a spell that changes her hair from black to blonde as a sign of her transformation.[1

From Black to Blonde?

 

[cyndaquil]

Smurfs are a sexual. I believe papa smurf made them all except for smurfette.

I see. so this what I found from research:

Papa Smurf and Smurfette are not in a romantic relationship. Papa Smurf is the wise and fatherly leader of the Smurfs, while Smurfette is one of the younger Smurfs. Their relationship is more like that of a mentor or guardian and a member of his community.


Smurfette has been portrayed as having potential romantic connections with other Smurfs, particularly Hefty Smurf or sometimes Brainy Smurf, but nothing has been officially confirmed.

So the other smurfs are bytchless while the swole one and the nerdy one take turns getting at Smurfette

Even in Smurfland GymSet still winning no losses

 

[MajesticLion]

 

[trap101-ETHout-Allegri-In]

if I remember correctly Gargamel created her in a lab to spy on the Smurfs and Papa Smurf seduced sex trafficked her to the darkside