Robot Lie Detector

[Ricky Church]

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. So he decides to try it out at dinner.
DAD: Son, where were you today during school?
SON: At school *robot slaps son*
SON: Ok, I went to the movies.
DAD: Which one?
SON: Toy Story *robot slaps son again*
SON: Ok, it was A Day with a Porn Star.
DAD: WHAT?! When I was your age, I didn't even know what porn was. *Robot slaps dad*
MOM: HAHA!! After all he is your son, *Robot slaps mom*

 

[observe]

Wamp wamp waaaammp

 

[Vagina Thief]

 

[Mr.Plan B]

 

[SwagKingKong]

 

[Ricky Church]

fukk ya'll, that shyt made me laugh

...I gotta go to bedd tho

 

[Rick Roller 10]

 

[yo moms]

 

[Heelish]

oldie, but still makes me laugh when I visualize it

 

[I'm Billy FUCO!!]

Second to last line had me like "predictable...."

Last line saved the whole shyt