I just got off of work, hit the homie's crib...the homie borrows his roommates car so we can go to the store and get some brew...A WONDERFUL NIGHT IN THE MAKING...(setting, columbus, Ohio...southfield)...So...We roll to the store and two nikkas are outside that never went into the store. This nikka PARKS ON THE SIDE OF THE STORE WHERE THERE ARE NO LIGHTS...NEXT TO A fukkING ALLEY. nikkas were looking at us like

because we weren't all hoodied up with dirty Af1s/muhammad J's. We buy some dutches, I get some brew...everything is a go...We leave the store, go to the car, one of the lil dirty nikkas asks for a light (rule: not after 11pm)...I'm opening the car door and the other one (near him) says: I don't need no light, bro. Then I hear *CLICK-CLACK*. "nikka DO YOU GOT A STRAP IN YOUR POCKET? TAKE YOUR HAND OUT YOUR POCKET BRO"...I took my hands out my pockets :mjsad:...Then they say "WE GOING TO THE ALLEY BRO...TAKE EVERYTHING OUT YOUR POCKETS AND WALK IN FRONT OF US."


We empty everything out (almost)...I had a digital camera, brew, $28...an Mp3 player...Then they searched us...LIKE SOME MILITARY nikkaS...they found a dub sack on my man and was like "YOU HOLDIN OUT ON US nikka?"...

I thought for sure it was gonna be a WRIZZAP...BUT...they gave me my camera and mp3 player back...they let us keep the brew...they let us keep the WEED...THEY LET US KEEP OUR CLOTHES, THE CAR, AND OUR LIVES...They only wanted the $28. and then they said some goofass shyt from state property "HAVE A NICE DAY AND DRIVE THE OTHER WAY BRO OR WE GON BANG YOU.." We rode back to the crib, my old head was there, and I rode with my old head back over there to be an ignorant stereotypical nikka and light their shyt back up. They were not found.