So there was a hunter going out to the woods looking for game. He heads to a lake and spots a huge adult male brown bear fishing there. The Hunter takes out his rifle and shoots at the bear. Unfortunately he misses, and the bear spots him and charges. The Hunter tries to run but the bear easily catches up to him. The Bear grabs the hunter and proceeds to fukk him in the ass with his big bear dikk. The hunter comes out to the woods the next day, heads to the same lake and spots the same bear. He then shoots again, but sadly misses again. The bear recognizes the Hunter and charges immediately, and easily catches the Hunter yet again. The Bear then pulls out his big bear dikk yet again, and fukks him the ass a second time.
A third day in a row, the hunter goes to the exact same lake, and sees the exact same bear. The Hunter carefully takes out his rifle, aims as precisely as he can, and shoots again. But once again, the Hunter misses his shot. The bear turns and spots the Hunter yet again. But this time the bear just walks over and says to the hunter:
"You know, I am beginning to think that you are not really coming out here to hunt."