Saudi Columnist cuts B+ Promo on CenaGAWD

[MushroomX]

http://www.emirates247.com/news/region/cena-you-are-not-welcome-in-saudi-2013-12-19-1.531888

A well-known Saudi newspaper columnist on Thursday attacked plans to stage wrestling in the conservative Gulf Kingdom and singled out John Cena in his tirade, saying the famous world wrestler is not welcome in Saudi Arabia.

Khaled Al Suleiman, who writes in the mass circulation Arabic language daily Okaz and other Saudi newspapers, was reacting to an announcement by the World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) that it has agreed that some of its wrestling superstars travel to Saudi Arabia in February to stage tournaments.

Besides Cena, key wrestlers who will come to the Kingdom include WWE Champion Randy Orton, Daniel Bryan, Mark Henry, Ryback and Kofi Kingston.

“John Cena…you are not welcome here…a few years ago I could have said you are welcome but my bitter experience with my children and their obsession with John Cena have made me loathsome to the idea of his coming…to stop him from coming, I am even ready to face him in the ring although such an idea is suicidal,” he said.


“Over the past years, my home has been turned into a wrestling ring where human bodies fly around and pillows are thrown all over as screams do not stop as if my home became Madison Square in New York…during those years, the shelves, walls and drawers in my home have been filled with pictures of wrestlers and their frightening bodies… now they are coming to control our minds at our home… you are not welcome… what we, adults and children, need is not a wrestling ring to engage in savage and horrifying fights, but a stage where all the talented compete to demonstrate their human skills and nature not savagery.”

 

[I.AM.PIFF]

such fakkits

 

[El Cocodrilo]

I am even ready to face him in the ring although such an idea is suicidal

Khaled don't wanna see that shoulder-block + backdrop combo

He's not going to risk his life with the possibility of a 5-knuckle shuffle

 

[The Great One]

Damn R=G is Saudi Arabian

 

[CM_Burns]

I thought he was joking like: "my kids are obsessed with you and wrestling and I cant control them now", until the last paragraph.

 

[Beautiful Bobby Eatin]

:bury2:

 

[OGmittee]

SIGN HIM UP!

would be a great fukkery heel to go against Cena

that shyt would be piff if he did it like the Right to Censor guys did except with a middle eastern, america/cena is evil twist

 

[TRIPLE M]

so he's mad at the WWE because he can't raise and control his own kids, and thats he's spending his own money on merch?


it wouldn't shock me if he was a cuckold too

 

[OGmittee]

so he's mad at the WWE because he can't raise and control his own kids, and thats he's spending his own money on merch?


it wouldn't shock me if he was a cuckold too

de keeds steel my monies mahn! dey buy john cena toy wit my monies!

 

[Capo Dei Capi]

SIGN HIM UP!

would be a great fukkery heel to go against Cena

that shyt would be piff if he did it like the Right to Censor guys did except with a middle eastern, america/cena is evil twist

I swear they shoulda gave that S.African dude atleast a trial, the heat was already there and a perfect way to get Randall out the title picture.