saw a fat lady fall down at the mall

[nastynaven]

this big fat lady was heaving and wheezing through the mall, when all of a sudden BAM! she fell over right on her fat face.

all these people started rushing over to her to help and i was just laughing while i ate my cheesesteak. this old lady looked over at me and scowled because i was laughing, so i started staring at her with a mean look and she got all scared.

then i went home and pleasured my wiener.

 

[KravenMorehead™]

awesome

 

[nastynaven]

awesome

 

[UncleTomFord15]

Did she died?

 

[nastynaven]

Did she died?

no but she didn't lose any weight over it.

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

Is that how cacs treat their mothers..

 

[nastynaven]

Is that how cacs treat their mothers..

eww wasn't my mom my mom is thin and hot.

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

eww wasn't my mom my mom is thin and hot.

How many hot thirsty men does she bring back from the bar?

 

[nastynaven]

How many hot thirsty men does she bring back from the bar?

i dont know i don't live with her anymore.

give me some credit guys, im not some fat dude living in mom's basment playing warcraft all day.

 

[lucky lefty]

I call ducktales.

No one whose mom is thin & hot has to pleasure their own dikk.

 

[DrX]

I would've laughed too....only if it was a trip...now fainting is different

 

[nastynaven]

I would've laughed too....only if it was a trip...now fainting is different

i heard when women faint they poop their pants....























i gotta go pleasure my wiener again.

 

[Dad]

Did she died?