Say for some reason you have to get a new father

Who is your new father?


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Food Mane

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No way out of it. This shyt is happening. Maybe you never had a dad, maybe your dad passed away and this dude steps into the picture. Also, he now makes the rules in the house. You live under his roof. He's with your mom. He parents you and your siblings. Who are you going to choose?

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Me? I'm going with Melvin from Baby Boy. Except I won't antagonize him, I'll come to accept his relationship with my mother and just try to lead a happy life. We'll kick it in the backyard smoking cigarillos and talking about his old gang days. Maybe twist a little joint here and there. I figure Melvin would be a cool pops as long as you aren't a little bytch like Jody.
 

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Out here in my damn drawls
Walt got Flynn's crippled bytch ass a new Dodge Challenger to push in High School :damn: :banderas:


Edit: Who the fukk would choose Schilinger :what:. He's an aryan rapist and had his son killed because he didn't want to be a racist and the other killed because he used him to kidnap a child. WOAT father
 
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Walt got Flynn's crippled bytch ass a new Dodge Challenger to push in High School :damn: :banderas:


Edit: Who the fukk would choose Schilinger :what:. He's an aryan rapist and had ine sin killed because hr didn't want to be a racist and the other killed because imhe used him to kidnap a child. WOAT father

different strokes for different folks, breh :manny:
 

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I'd take pretty much anyone over my father

I guess Karl Malone to get a piece of his lifestyle
 

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The man you are looking for is Jesus

and he is more than a father. You are not worthy to be called his child but he calls you his kid any wa.
Hold up Imma need a moment

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Food Mane

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I'd take pretty much anyone over my father

I guess Karl Malone to get a piece of his lifestyle

Karl isn't giving you a fukking thing :russ:

According to Bell, he has spoken to Malone on one occasion, when Bell was 18 years old. Bell reported that Malone told him that he would have to make his way on his own, as it was too late for the two men to have a father-son relationship.[3]
 

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Karl isn't giving you a fukking thing :russ:

According to Bell, he has spoken to Malone on one occasion, when Bell was 18 years old. Bell reported that Malone told him that he would have to make his way on his own, as it was too late for the two men to have a father-son relationship.[3]

Damn, black people need to get it together.

Didnt know his son was an NFL player though

those genetics :wow:
 
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