Say you find out your ex is now an escort...

[DanielAlfredsson]

By ex, I'm talking a chick you were once in love with, thought was wifey material.

Say it ended on mostly good terms, but the post breakup dynamic was now pretty hostile.

Say y'all don't speak at all, and when you do run into each other in public, it's on some "we don't know each other" shyt.

And then you hear a rumor she is trickin. You don't take it seriously cuz, nah, shorty wasn't the type. But then you get sent a backpages link to an ad that, without seein the face, sure looks like her.

How do you proceed?

Expose her? Call her out in a private manner, on some "so you know, I know..."? Nothing and keep it movin, counting your blessings this chick is no longer in your life?

I'm asking for a friend.

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

that's her business. i mean, what the fukk are you suppose to do about it? it's got nothing to do with you. anyone with enough sense would realize that...

 

[TheBigBopper]

Ask her for an ex-boyfriend discount

 

[ROFL_GUY]

L

 

[TheBigBopper]

I'm asking for a friend.

 

[ThugLife]

You shared that girl breh

 

[DanielAlfredsson]

Ask her for an ex-boyfriend discount

My friend says he wouldn't fukk her with a 10 inch pole these days, let alone pay for something he once had for free.

 

[DanielAlfredsson]

You shared that girl breh

It's doubtful my friend shared this girl back then, as she was quite a different person, but if so, Been over 2 years...

 

[Taadow]

Nah cuzz...you don't have to put her on blizzast. Chances are she's got it bad enough if it's like that.

 

[ThumpDaddy]

Well, if that's your friend's ex then he shouldn't be worried about what she's doing in her life unless it affects him. Now if this was someone that you always wanted to hit cross but didn't want to disrespect your friend, here's your shot. Hell, it's always business, never personal right......

 

[skeetsinternal]

What if I already hit but I found out this shorty does bodyrubs on backpages and still hitting?

 

[gangreen]

KIM

 

[Piff Perkins]

Did she break up with me? If so yall know I'd call her up on a different number, mask my voice, and hire her for an hour to come to a hotel. Then open the hotel door like

Whole hour of me watching a football game in peace with her on the bed, as I say "this is all I asked for bytch. Give me a sunday without no bullshyt. Now look at you"

 

[So-Chi]

My friend says he wouldn't fukk her with a 10 inch pole these days, let alone pay for something he once had for free.

I see you my dude....you want that "blackmail dome"

 

[Jax]

I'd try to get dome for free, plastered.