valet
The official Chaplain of the Coli
So I went to Tim Hortons to buy a cookie. Pull in the drive thru and went to order. Now I did hit the curb a little bit. As soon as I'm about to order, this old white man pops up. "You hit me! You hit me!" He was laying on the grass near the drive thru thing, I guess. So I started coppin pleas. "I'm sorry sir".
I then offered him some money. "I don't want money. Buy me a sandwhich". One of the Tim Horton people then came out. "You gotta get away from here sir" to the white man. I then pulled up to get my cookie. He then stood in front of my car, begging for a sandwich. I told him no. He then walked off.
So I started to think. If I really hit him, why is he walking normally. Whitey was scamming me. Anybody had a homeless man pull a scam?
I then offered him some money. "I don't want money. Buy me a sandwhich". One of the Tim Horton people then came out. "You gotta get away from here sir" to the white man. I then pulled up to get my cookie. He then stood in front of my car, begging for a sandwich. I told him no. He then walked off.
So I started to think. If I really hit him, why is he walking normally. Whitey was scamming me. Anybody had a homeless man pull a scam?
Honestly felt like a small-town Bama that day.
