SCENARIO: You KO some sucka

[yo moms]

not on some self defense shyt but some straight assault random attack shyt. you leave him unconscious on the floor and go home to

then you hear a knocking on your door. you look out the window and its the bacon-breathed pigs.

what do you do? take your jail time like a man? or jump out the back window and make a run for it leaving all your shyt at home

 

[m@jestic]

not on some self defense shyt but some straight assault random attack shyt. you leave him unconscious on the floor and go home to

then you hear a knocking on your door. you look out the window and its the bacon-breathed pigs.

what do you do? take your jail time like a man? or jump out the back window and make a run for it leaving all your shyt at home

You ain't got the finances to run young breh, you're better off taking the L and coming home a better man.

 

[HalfwayHandsome]

Do the crime do the time. Go to jail with look

 

[R.O. Double]

If they at your house, then you're basically caught already since they know who you are and where you live. No use in running out the back and possibly getting a few other charges added on unless you bout to strike out.

 

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

Knock the cops out too. Doubt they'll knock again when they wake up.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

set your crib on fire, do the human beat box and jerk off until you die

 

[Jesus Is Lord]

Don't answer, they can't prove that you're home. Find the dude you knocked out and knock him out again. He won't press charges.

 

[Incogni' Rodney]

i wouldnt give any rat nikka the chance to run to 1time like that. thats why u dont just KO anybody, unless ur about that murder game

 

[MikelArteta]

not on some self defense shyt but some straight assault random attack shyt. you leave him unconscious on the floor and go home to

then you hear a knocking on your door. you look out the window and its the bacon-breathed pigs.

what do you do? take your jail time like a man? or jump out the back window and make a run for it leaving all your shyt at home

the fatherless generation, just because you are arrested does not mean you have been convicted of anything yet. Or just because the cops are at your door does not mean they are even going to arrest you, they probably just want to talk , thats when you keep you rmouth shut and dial your lawyer.

 

[yo moms]

the fatherless generation, just because you are arrested does not mean you have been convicted of anything yet. Or just because the cops are at your door does not mean they are even going to arrest you, they probably just want to talk , thats when you keep you rmouth shut and dial your lawyer.

real nikkas dont have lawyers. when i got arrested the first time i got out of it because my batmobiles testified saying it was self defense.

 

[yo moms]

Don't answer, they can't prove that you're home. Find the dude you knocked out and knock him out again. He won't press charges.

what if he almost died last time i knocked him out

 

[Jesus Is Lord]

what if he almost died last time i knocked him out

Then he REALLY won't testify. People who come close to death don't want that feeling anymore. Go find him and tell him tha you didnt come for beef and you just want to apologize, while giving him a sob story about stress and possibly having cancer, be very convincing, then tap him VERY lightly with a 1-5-3 combo and see his reaction. If he's screaming and overreacting.......you got em breh now if he eats that combo like Scooby snacks then you gotta turn up with a swift and powerful and old reliable 1-2-3-2 combo, don't let him fall, hold him up so he won't hit his head (that could turn to a manslaughter charge) Lightly poke him in the eyes so that he can't see, people tend to panic when they have lack of vision, then just calmly talk to him and explain the reprecussion of a next visit, mention some random shyt about you knowing dudes who like dudes and how you will hit them on the celly RIGHT NOW. Keep both fingers in his nostrils while you talk to him (it's a Vietnam thing I learned from my step pops) hit me up if you need more advice, I have lots of experience breh because I too was a boxer who did dumb shyt.

 

[yo moms]

Then he REALLY won't testify. People who come close to death don't want that feeling anymore. Just tap him VERY lightly with a 1-5-3 combo and see his reaction. If he's screaming and overreacting.......you got em breh now if he eats that combo like Scooby snacks then you gotta turn up with a swift and powerful and old reliable 1-2-3-2 combo, don't let him fall, hold him up so he won't hit his head (that could turn to a manslaughter charge) then just calmly talk to him and explain the reprecussion of a next visit, mention some random shyt about you knowing dudes who like dudes and how you will hit them on the celly RIGHT NOW. Keep both fingers I his nostrils while you talk to him (it's a Vietnam thing I learned from my step pops) hit me up if you need more advice, I have lots of experience breh because I too was a boxer who did dumb shyt.

but he went down with just one right hand last time

i think he has a glass chin.

 

[m@jestic]

but he went down with just one right hand last time

i think he has a glass chin.

Keep your boxing in the ring breh,

My man got hit with a 2 year bid for defending a girl who was getting beat on.

 

[Yakno1]

got a better idea, when the pigs at your door, reach for their gun in the most threatening manner possible.......and then if they got backup...reach for their backup's gun too....keep reaching for their guns...and let coli know how it turns out