SD Spoilers; Zeke is back! TuPunk urn on the side of caution? Hall of Pain closed?!

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The show opens with a pre taped promo of CM Punk and Paul Heyman standing in a cemetery on a rainy night. He opens by saying rest in peace to Mr. William Moody, also known as Paul Bearer, a legend in the business who will be sorely missed. He says he has sent the family a wonderful flower arrangement and a substantial financial donation. He says the events of last Monday night were unfortunate, but necessary. With the urn in his possession, he will be able to deconstruct the myth of the Undertaker and the streak and show the world that one of the biggest icons in wrestling is a fraud. Nothing more than just a selfish, petty man in mascara. Punk says that he WILL beat the Undertaker at Wrestlemania; his heart and mind won't allow him to win. Punk does the Taker pose to close the segment.

Sheamus & Randy Orton defeat Cody Rhodes & Damien Sandow. Sandow ate a Brogue Kick, Rhodes ate an RKO to take the pin. Total squash. Tag division is pretty much dead.

After the match, The Shield challenged Orton and Sheamus to find a partner for a six man at WrestleMania. Orton and Sheamus accepted.

The Miz defeats Darren Young via submission (Figure Four). Wade Barrett helped on commentary. Another squash of a tag team competitor. What was the point of building up the division again?

Backstage, Big Show wanted to be the tag partner against The Shield. Orton & Sheamus said they already picked somebody - The Ryback. Big Show seems angry at first but he just smiles and nods.

A demented Ezekiel Jackson is shown sitting in his locker room sipping expensive Brandy wearing nothing but the old ECW belt with Stephanie McMahon Levesque laid across his lap. A magnificently appointed Tuscan urn sits on the table in front of him. :wow: He tells Stephanie that she is tortured and he of all people understands. He is a complete and total monster whose sole purpose to cause as much harm and mayhem as possible :demonic:. But for some reason he doesn't want to see that happen to Stephanie, he wants to save her. He strokes her hair softly and says it's time to take it public, to file charges. She begins to sob as she agrees. Heidenreich and Snitsky escort several detectives and their legal counsel David Otunga into the room. Jackson announces that Stephanie McMahon was sexually molested by her father, Vince McMahon :devious:. Shane and Linda McMahon were involved as well. :wow:

Layla & Kaitlyn defeat Tamina Snuka & Aksana. Sloppy match. Kaitlyn hit Aksana with a GORE, but Layla snuck a tag in and pinned Aksana with a crossbody. Turn coming.

Backstage, the Bellas beat up Naomi and Cameron. Bellas made fun of the "dancing dinosaur and his fat friend who thinks he is Japanese." Sweet T appears and beats up both women :damn: Brodus shows up and calms him down and asks him what the hell is he doing beating up women. He said it's cool in Japan so why not here? :manny:

Dolph Ziggler defeats Kane with the ZigZag. Daniel Bryan and Big E brawled at ringside towards the end. This distracted Kane leading towards the finish. Big E tossed Bryan over the timekeeper wall. After the match, Ziggler taunted Kane until Kane grabbed Zigg's throat for a chokeslam. Big E saved Ziggler, then hit his finish on Kane.

Another Ricardo/ADR spoof on Colter aired. This one was about Canadians. It was pretty funny.

Fandango vs Great Khali never happened. Fandango came out, calling Khali "stretch." He wanted Khali to pronounce his name. Khali tried. Fandango was sickened by Khali's attempt. No match.

Backstage, Booker made Shield vs Sheamus, Ryback, and Orton official. The Shield then attacked Orton and Sheamus and left them laying.

Fandango ran into Naomi backstage. He saw what happened earlier. He reiterated that she was better than her current situation. He brought her close and handed her a room key and left. She looked intrigued. :sayword:

Mark Henry vs The Ryback never happened. 10 seconds after the bell rang, The Shield attacked Ryback. Ryback initially cleared the ring and faced back off with Henry, but the Shield got the better of Ryback on attempt #2. The Shield left Ryback laying with a trio powerbomb. Henry seemed pleased with the Shield at first but then attacked them. He manhandled all of them, tossing Rollins and Ambrose around like ragdolls. Reigns attempted a spear but Henry grabbed him by the hair and swung him into the ring post. :damn: Henry then gave Ryback a World's Strongest Slam. And then another. And then another. Henry welcomed Ryback and the Shield to the Hall of Pain. :win: Big Show came down to the ring and seemed to be trying to help Ryback up but gave him a WMD instead.

Jack Swagger pinned Chris Jericho. This was a good, long match with a lot of back and forth trading nearfalls at the end. Swagger won with his gutwrench powerbomb after Kofi Kingston hit Jericho in the face with a rake.

Swagger, Zeb, and Kofi posed above the fallen Jericho. JBL entered the ring and announced that Vince McMahon attempted to commit suicide after police came to arrest him for molesting his daughter. His current condition is unknown. :to:

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:wtf: is going on with the shield , ryback , mark henry and big show whos gonna team up with rko/sheamus :damn: its like they change their mind daily...100% pure #fukkery
 

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This Shield,Orton, Ryback, Sheam and Show thing is turning into one huge clusterfukk, but I guess that's the point.
 

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I can't believe I was going to forego the spoilers again this week. Show is brimming with fukkery. :laff:
 
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