Klyk21
Hate is Rising, Love is Dying....
Atleast purchase life insurance before they're killed or sent away to prison? Wouldn't that be "manly"....
Seeing as how thugs have the majority of b*stards, why don't they
- Thread starter Klyk21
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Too much work
Majestic Pape
The-Coli = W SOHH = L
Insurance company would probably find a way to dikk their family out of the money anyway.
Taadow
The StarchBishop™️
*phone rings*
Agent: Allstate, this is Tad Bradenman. How can I help you?
Thug: Yeah I wanna get a life insurance quote, my nicca.
Agent: Oooooooookay...what's your name, sir?
Thug: Ayo, you can just call me Mack Truck.
Agent: Oooooookay, Mr. Truck. About how much do you want to be covered for?
Thug: Sheeit...iono, enough to where my kids gon' be scrizzaight.
Agent: Well, how many kids do you have?
Thug: *ponders* Uh...4 and a possible.
Agent: Okay...about how old are you, Mr. Truck?
Thug: 21, dowg.
Agent: Oh my. Well, i'll need some information for your profile, sir. What do you do for a living?
Thug: What - you a cop or somethin', nicca? *hangs up*
Agent: Allstate, this is Tad Bradenman. How can I help you?
Thug: Yeah I wanna get a life insurance quote, my nicca.
Agent: Oooooooookay...what's your name, sir?
Thug: Ayo, you can just call me Mack Truck.
Agent: Oooooookay, Mr. Truck. About how much do you want to be covered for?
Thug: Sheeit...iono, enough to where my kids gon' be scrizzaight.
Agent: Well, how many kids do you have?
Thug: *ponders* Uh...4 and a possible.
Agent: Okay...about how old are you, Mr. Truck?
Thug: 21, dowg.
Agent: Oh my. Well, i'll need some information for your profile, sir. What do you do for a living?
Thug: What - you a cop or somethin', nicca? *hangs up*
Trilliam Shakespeare
My battle cry henceforth shall be... Burr
Tis an excellent asking. Thou hath forgotten to question whether the said thuggard would hath the foresight to provide insurance for thy relative collective. For if the preservation and prosperity of thine offspring were foremost then sadly the bartering of opiates shalt given way to more acceptable occupations. Alas, thy asking doth intrigue oneself for I do plan to ask of random opiate tradesman hath thou considered offspringeth prosperity as to ensure continued namesaketh success.
