Selective Service Tweets About “In A Event Of A Draft”

[TheAnointedOne]

This muthafukka has been in office for only a fukking year and now this is the climate we are now forced to live under. Combine this complete chaos with inflation, the economy, housing, etc.


I hate that old bytch and his administration with a PASSION. Send Hunter, Biden’s grandchildren, and all of the politicians’ relatives first. Make sure they’re in full combat and on the front lines like everyone else too. The rest of us will follow. Lead by example.

Careful they're going to mistaken you for a Trump supporter.

Military didn't meet their recruiting goals last year. None of the branches did.

Pandemic (lots of people getting laid off) + economic downturn = you'd think more people would be JOINING the military

 

[Guile]

I get out next year, good luck to y'all.

 

[Guile]

Why does the Coli have the opposite reaction to the natural instincts of men, which would be to step up and do their duty to serve and protect their family, community, and country?

Part of masculinity is being brave, courageous, and valiant.

Then brehs want to talk about “attacks” on black masculinity. Damn, is it any there?

And I’m not even a military sympathizer.

Sounds like your not in the military either.

 

[TheAnointedOne]

They've already started basic training

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

I get out next year, good luck to y'all.

Involuntary extension in your future bucko lmao

Spoiler

I wish that on no man. nikkas be looking like they walked in on they old lady getting banged out by the chaplain when they get that notice

 

[Karume]

Might be too for them to take me.

Then again I may be to smart for them not to

 

[TaxCollector13459]

Military- "we need your service mr.anansi"

Me- "i have a substance abuse problem"


Military- "sorry to hear that, what drug are you abusing"

Mr.Anansi - cannabis


Military - "Report to Ft. Briggs for basic training on the 32nd of nevuary"



Mr Anansi - i can't i'm an addict i can't shake these reefers

" well send you to the ASAP program, get you back clean"

 

[TaxCollector13459]

Breh if they bringing back selective service the only ones really safe are the disabled and those that did thier time



And the ones really safe are the retired ones

If im not mistaken commissioned officers can be brought back before the age of 62 or sum shyt like that.

 

[TaxCollector13459]

Most people forgot that for males to qualify for most student loans... you had to sign up for the selective service to begin with.

Them cats thinking they safe while getting they tweets off...but they're literally the first group of civilians to go outside of IRR and Reservists/NG.

If you got a drivers license you signed up for it

 

[Maddmike]

Did my 22

 

[Bossino]

college brehs gon be hurt when they find out about this

Spoiler

it’s me, I’m college brehs

Breh I'm in school aint no one give a fukk about this cac shythole or fighting for it

 

[Bossino]

Why does the Coli have the opposite reaction to the natural instincts of men, which would be to step up and do their duty to serve and protect their family, community, and country?

Part of masculinity is being brave, courageous, and valiant.

Then brehs want to talk about “attacks” on black masculinity. Damn, is it any there?

And I’m not even a military sympathizer.

The bolded don't exist, there is no "black" community, and this ain't a nation I claim, just say you gobble the Red white and blue and keep it pushing

 

[Guile]

Involuntary extension in your future bucko lmao

Spoiler

I wish that on no man. nikkas be looking like they walked in on they old lady getting banged out by the chaplain when they get that notice

Let's just say I probably won't have that issue; plenty of idiots (

)get tricked into this MOS due to the promise of certs and 100k starting when you get out, they won't have an issue replacing me.

 

[kingdizzy01]

thats wild, i just aged out too…

ill be mannin the grill while yall in line for processing tho, come get a plate

EDIT: damn i just saw you can be drafted up to age 64!

 

[invalid]

The bolded don't exist, there is no "black" community, and this ain't a nation I claim, just say you gobble the Red white and blue and keep it pushing

I gobble the red, white, and blue.

Now...

A man is beholden to his family, to his community, and to the society in which he lives. That’s what a man is.

Just say you’re a divestor of manhood, a divestor of the black community, and a gypsy moving to and fro in the world without no homeland and keep it pushing.