sell your poop for money - no lie

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...And yes, they pay for healthy poop: $40 a sample, with a $50 bonus if you come in five days a week. That's $250 for a week of donations, or $13,000 a year.
There's a catch: You don't just have to be healthy. You have to be really healthy.
OpenBiome's donation procedure may be as easy as your standard bowel movement, but the selection process makes giving blood look like a walk in the park.
"It's harder to become a donor than it is to get into MIT," joked co-founder Mark Smith (who would know, as he got his PhD in microbiology there). Of the 1,000 or so potential donors who've expressed interest on his Web site over the past two years, only about 4 percent have passed the extensive medical questioning and stool testing.


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You gotta be so healthy that it's harder than getting into MIT :stopitslime:

No Coli brehs gonna qualify :sadcam: too many STDs from these PAWGs, too many back problems from these IT certs, too much liver damage from popping bottles on our $100k paycheck
 

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You have to live in the Boston area (or close to Medford, MA) to donate your poop at their lab.
 

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By introducing healthy fecal matter into the gut of a patient (by way of endoscopy, nasal tubes, or swallowed capsules) doctors can abolish C. difficile for good. Finding a donor is tough business, and some patients grow so desperate that they treat themselves with fecal matter from friends and family. That's what happened to a friend of OpenBiome's founders, inspiring them to open up the first nationwide bank. So far they've shipped about 2,000 treatments to 185 hospitals around the country.


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I tried to donate but i was disqualified.
 
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