Serious question, what ya'll think Tim Duncan says to his barber before a cut?

[Born2BKing]

I'm thinking, "Hello my friend, cut it low and as usual please ignore my hairline. You know I love the zig zag shapeup. Also, please do not brush it when you're done. You know my hair is allergic to brushes."

Barber: Alllrighty

 

[Miggs]

Something in italian since his barber is most likely an italian guy...

 

[Yayo Toure]

*After wife shaves her pubic area*

"Hey honey, can you come here and take a little of the top for me?"

 

[CantStop]

Tim: Let me get the usual

"You got it Timmy"

 

[Bilz]

"Mom, just give me the usual"

 

[NormanConnors]

Make it snappy

 

[dabestkeptsecret]

He prob never had a shape up in his life. Clown all u want but he's pushing 40 and got the same hairline he had when he came in the league

 

[EducatedBrothaFromTheBank]

give me 4 rings, MVP's, a hall of fame career, $100M in the bank in exchange for a Stephen A Smith + LeBron type hairline

 

[bigrice25]

give me 4 rings, MVP's, a hall of fame career, $100M in the bank in exchange for a Stephen A Smith + LeBron type hairline

why do you have to choose either or? im pretty sure there were guys who won chips with Duncan who had decent tape ups......

 

[K-Deini]

i imagine something like akeem says in 'coming to america'

 

[jwinfield]

I gotta be somewhere in 2 minutes.

 

[dontreadthis]

"just do your thing, bro."

 

[EducatedBrothaFromTheBank]

why do you have to choose either or? im pretty sure there were guys who won chips with Duncan who had decent tape ups......

u nikkas got a weird, borderline homosexual obsession with nikkas' hairline

 

[the cac mamba]

:hate:

 

[Born2BKing]

I bet he goes if his barber pulls out a straight razor.