Seriously fukk school, glad I'm graduating this year, cuz its finna be even worse for da rest

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http://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/dail...essay-pay-unemployed-professor-163714821.html

Once upon a time, students wrote essays at university. Now they can hire unemployed profs to do that for them — or at least that's what one Montreal-based online service is offering.

Unemployedprofessors.com connects essay-dreading students with teachers willing to write papers for a fee.

The tag line says it all: "So you can play while we make your papers go away."

The site "unabashedly defends its actions on the grounds that education has already become overly commodified and academia is downsizing the tenure system," Karen Seidman wrotefor Postmedia News.

Student-run essay mills aren't new, Schubert Laforest, president of the Concordia Student Union, told the National Post, but "it's the first I've heard of professors doing students' work."

"It just seems to hinder the academic process. The focus should be on acquiring skills, not trying to get an easy A. But I'm sure some students will take advantage of it."

Plagiarism software is what drives some students to buy custom-written essays.

Unemployedprofessors.com explains: "The whole reason why you're using this services is so that your lazy ass doesn't itself have to plagiarize. Long answer? We source and cite everything we write on the basis of our long experience of non-plagiarizing. Short answer? No, you're not going to get caught unless you do something stupid like tell everyone that you bought an essay."

The problem of cheating isn't confined to Montreal or one website. Plagiarism seems to be getting worse.

As described on the website of turnitin.com, a leading online plagiarism checker: "We live in a digital culture where norms around copying, reuse and sharing are colliding with core principles of academic integrity."

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One professor who works for the service told the National Post that students are told that the purchased essays are not to be used to fulfill an academic requirement.

According to the terms and conditions on the site, "Although you own the copyright to the work, and it is completely original, we do not recommend making use of the product to fulfill an academic course requirement. As such, in using your essay, you agree to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless the company for any and all unauthorized use made of any materials available from this website, include any essay that you might purchase from us."

"This removes the ethical dimension on our side as we have no control over what a client does upon paying for and receiving the project," said the anonymous professor.

"In fact, it places the ethical burden squarely on the shoulders of the student."

Del Paulhus, a psychology professor at the University of B.C. told the Vancouver Sun that this evolution of plagiarism is hard for professors to catch.

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"Now it just takes a couple clicks and you have the exact paper you want," he said. "In the past if you copied right out of a journal it looked too good, but now you can order a paper that has typos in it."

In Vancouver, city councillor Kerry Jang is calling for a crackdown on companies selling custom essays to university students following an undercover investigation of "essay mills" by CTV News.

University professors are also pushing to make these sorts of services illegal.

"I, like many other faculty members, am outraged by it," Simon Fraser University's Rob Gordon toldCTV News. "They're ripping off the system."

While universities can discipline a student caught cheating, they have no power against the off-campus companies selling the essays.

Minister of Advanced Education John Yap responded to CTV News in an emailed statement:

"Post-secondary institutions are responsible for the academic integrity within their institutions."

If universities can't detect the purchased essays, and services like Unemployedprofessors.com aren't shut down, what will become of a post-secondary education's value?

Maybe all essays should be written in-class. By hand. No internet allowed.

Seriously, this is how essays gon have to be written up in class now.
Good thing I'm graduating this year :wow:
But seriously some rich ass kid can just buy his shyt while I gotta work hard for this shyt :sadcam:
At least I won't be in debt for the rest of my life cuz of student loans :banderas:
I hope the nikkas who took this are already high in debt and gon have to struggle to pay it off until their turn 40 :russ:
 

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wish this was happening when i was in school....i hate school, all the time u waste learning bullshyt that youll forget and wont ever use in life smh
 

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wish this was happening when i was in school....i hate school, all the time u waste learning bullshyt that youll forget and wont ever use in life smh
Ok. but what about the one who worked hard for it? Doesn't that mean something?
Plus ain't that just downright disrespectful this is a company that is located where the tuition fees are the lowest in north america. Teachers that ain't had to pay for almost nothing are fukking the system up. I mean something is not right there. I'd understand if it was some company in the state's doing that with the tuition fees being all high and shyt, but from fukking Quebec? :what: nah son thats fukked up
 

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:manny: Cool I guess. I mean most likely if they are rich kids with trust funds they won't be getting a job. That being said though, anyone who ain't rich is fukked, because this shyt can get easily picked up in resumes. Just because you got a degree doesn't automatically get you a job. So when they get you in the 2nd and 3rd round of interviews, they will require you to know shyt and critical thinking and that's when they will fail.
 

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i'm graduating this*** year and cant even hate. behind all the politics school ain't shyt. there are plenty of people doing everyhing they can to use school and everything else from networking to internships to build gratifying careers only to be told they're too inexperienced.or rtoo overqualified. Only to be told they need more schooling.

Meanwhile its the nephew of the VP, child of an Ivy alumni or somebody that is no better than you but just went to a particular school and is getting the shyt you want. LOL...my kids will know and hack the system. Can't be working too hard only to be stifled by politics. fukk all that shyt
 
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Didn't know this existed. I'm graduating this year too so I'll definitely be using this.
 

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I can't really fault anybody who uses this. Get it how you live :manny:. Pretty much that's kind of how life goes anyways, if you can't/don't want to do it yourself, pay somebody who can
 

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lol seriously if i knew how to hack id hack and fukk that entire shyt up. or worse just get in anonymously collect all the papers sent and such and plaster all them motherfukkers online so the teacher if he or she had suspicions could go and google this shyt out
 
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College and YOU!
  • Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
  • USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF shyt. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU fukkING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
  • Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
  • USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
  • Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
  • USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE fukk DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
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The fact there is a site called unemployedprofessors.com really shows how valued education is in America.

Get it how you live breh...college is a pyramid scheme designed to put people into debt slavery anyways. Get those good grades...graduate...and leave it all behind.
 
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