This dude has to be the most emasculated, pussified patriarch in film history:
1)As soon as Ralphie says the word "fukk," he damn near breaks his fukking neck to IMMEDIATELY snitch on his son to his wife
2)When the turkey is sitting there on the stove, ready to be eaten and he tries to take a bite, he almost cuts his fukking hand off dropping the knife in sheer, unbridled fukking fear when he hears his wife DEMANDING he stay away from the meat...motherfukka, you are hungry, you are the patriarch, you fukking eat the whole turkey if you want
3)When Ralphie gets the sissy bunny costume for Christmas from granny and mama telling Ralphie to put it on, pops sits his punk ass there, with his hand over his mouth like a p*ssy, and ALLOWS his son, who he already knows is having masculinity problems, to walk around in a fukking pink bunny suit...and you when he finally tells Ralphie to take it off???After consulting his wife first! No balls on this guy
4)When Pops gets the white cac leg lamp for the house, he not is berated by his wife, but he ALLOWS his wife to break the thing, and BRAG about breaking his fukking property! And you know what he does next??? He doesn't show he is a man, but he gets some fukking airplane glue from a toy shop somewhere, where kids spend their fukking pennies to buy glue for their toys..a grown ass man buys kiddie glue and tries to glue it back together again like a fukking kid with his toys...unbelievable!
5)The worst part is how they let the little brother act like a selfish Frankenstein fukking cac kid..When Ralphie's little brother is messing over his food and refusing to eat it, pops just sits there and allows him to be a brat. When the kid crawls into the bottom of the fukking sink to live there, pops just lets the little weirdo live under the fukking sink with his glass of milk and everything
He should've taken that milk and threw it in his face as soon as he opened the fukking cabinet under the sink. Weirdest fukking family I've ever seen!
1)As soon as Ralphie says the word "fukk," he damn near breaks his fukking neck to IMMEDIATELY snitch on his son to his wife
2)When the turkey is sitting there on the stove, ready to be eaten and he tries to take a bite, he almost cuts his fukking hand off dropping the knife in sheer, unbridled fukking fear when he hears his wife DEMANDING he stay away from the meat...motherfukka, you are hungry, you are the patriarch, you fukking eat the whole turkey if you want
3)When Ralphie gets the sissy bunny costume for Christmas from granny and mama telling Ralphie to put it on, pops sits his punk ass there, with his hand over his mouth like a p*ssy, and ALLOWS his son, who he already knows is having masculinity problems, to walk around in a fukking pink bunny suit...and you when he finally tells Ralphie to take it off???After consulting his wife first! No balls on this guy
4)When Pops gets the white cac leg lamp for the house, he not is berated by his wife, but he ALLOWS his wife to break the thing, and BRAG about breaking his fukking property! And you know what he does next??? He doesn't show he is a man, but he gets some fukking airplane glue from a toy shop somewhere, where kids spend their fukking pennies to buy glue for their toys..a grown ass man buys kiddie glue and tries to glue it back together again like a fukking kid with his toys...unbelievable!
5)The worst part is how they let the little brother act like a selfish Frankenstein fukking cac kid..When Ralphie's little brother is messing over his food and refusing to eat it, pops just sits there and allows him to be a brat. When the kid crawls into the bottom of the fukking sink to live there, pops just lets the little weirdo live under the fukking sink with his glass of milk and everything
He should've taken that milk and threw it in his face as soon as he opened the fukking cabinet under the sink. Weirdest fukking family I've ever seen!
My favorite holiday movie received a great "out side the box" thread. Good shyt op.
shut yr bytch ass up
