Settling up the bill at restaurant with black people

[skeetsinternal]

Why is it such a struggle? I'm down here in MD with about 10 people. We eating at this seafood spot called Timbuktu and the bill came. First the waiter didn't know who to give the bill to then finally someone took charge and picked up the bill folder and began combing thru it like they was doing tax returns. They found their items they ate and put in some money then the next person or couple put in their money. Then it's always a nikka claiming they only got a debit card or asking for a separate bill or asking to make change for $20. So finally we got all cash but was $2.37 short and it takes another 10 mins getting someone to put up $2.37. The entire night was fukked up cause of this and the post meal drama where nikkaz argued and left the table to sit in the car. Man, never again

 

[Disgustya Stallone]

lmao

 

[Malik1time]

Then you have that one person who is handed the bill and they start a new conversation while sliding the bill towards someone else lowkey.people these days I swear

 

[Zero]

Just because you deal with cheapskates, doesn't mean everybody else does

Spoiler

But really, we get this shyt settled before we enter the establishment. I'll be damned

 

[GunRanger]

hate eatign with a group of people. Always a hassle unless someone takes it all on them


separate checks is a must

 

[Sniper]

Don't forget that generally only two out of the 10 adds money for a tip

 

[cjlaw93]

 

[Luck]

Nah that's why at them hibachi style joints I pass...we can do separate or we can't do at all. It's usually one person that fukk it up for everybody, that isn't a black exclusive thing tho

 

[Reginald Noble]

Damn this the first time you gone out with other Black folk or what

Bmore nikkas will argue about the bill all night they all broke

Virginia don't do that shyt though and neither does SC or Georgia for that matter...

 

[Address_Unknown]

Try your best not to eat with trifling people, man.

Apart from always bringing more money than I need, I always round up my purchases to contribute towards the bill itself unlike some fukkers who take out calculators and wanna do the shyt exact "Gratuity included. Don't look at me for no tip."

Don't even get me started on chicks who ain't fukking nobody at the table looking to get them Simp drinks. "Oh, you got my drink, right Address?"

"Pull your panties off and throw them in my road cocktail and I'd buy your entire meal; other than that, get that dude you been texting the entire meal to come comp your drinks."

It can get ridiculous.

 

[skeetsinternal]

Don't forget that generally only two out of the 10 adds money for a tip

Tip... Let me not talk about tip. It's always someone who in they feelings about the waiter talmbout they ain't bring enough napkins or they fukked up salad or ain't like the fact they brought out the bread late and ain't tipping. Damn black people we got to do better. Never again

 

[the cac mamba]

Nah that's why at them hibachi style joints I pass...we can do separate or we can't do at all. It's usually one person that fukk it up for everybody, that isn't a black exclusive thing tho

hell nah

im never the one trying to go to restaurants, because its like motherfukkers eat and then go "damn with tip and all im gonna have to leave this much"? ppl always short, etc. surprised the drinks were that much, well no shyt

fukk restaurants. id rather go get a sub n then go out n get drunk after

 

[porque]

why not clear this from the beginning?

get separate bills if need be

I usually dont have cash on me so if we're splitting they can all give me their cut and I'll pay the whole bill with my card, tips always in cash for tax purposes

 

[TEH]

This for me was a college thing. Right now usually one person agrees to pay the whole thing. Broke friends are the worse.

 

[mannyrs13]

Even worse is when they don't give enough money for everything and wonder why you asking for more.

No motherfukker just cuz your meal costs $14.99 doesn't mean you give fifteen bucks. There's taxes and tips to be paid. You ain't gonna make me look bad or put up more money to cover your lack of understanding.