SEX.com offers Kobe Bryant 5 million bucks for appearance in 2014 Slam Dunk Contest!
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kingdarius
Wtf u talkin bout? Ya Bish
who the fuk wanna c kobe in the dunk contest 
dude can only do in game dunks and even that is once every few games to let his old ass Achilles heal
dude can only do in game dunks and even that is once every few games to let his old ass Achilles heal
mbewane
Knicks: 93 til infinity
Been there, done that 
magical 
Ethnic Vagina Finder
The Great Paper Chaser
Fact:
Just because the NBA has the best players in the world doesn't mean they have the best dunkers. If the goal is to put on a show then they may need to get none NBA players to participate. There have been way more wack dunk contests in its history than classics.
Just because the NBA has the best players in the world doesn't mean they have the best dunkers. If the goal is to put on a show then they may need to get none NBA players to participate. There have been way more wack dunk contests in its history than classics.
madness
Taking my talents to South Beach
His old ass would get injured on his first attempt, would be on the first thing smoking to Germany
Smalley Biggs
Pro
They're hoping this shyt actually makes the rounds on news media. They know Kobe is not going to accept an offer from a porn company. Like when a company makes a super controversial ad for the Super Bowl knowing its going to get rejected and make the news. Tons of free pub with not a dime spent.
William Bassington
that boy
pretty much
Grand Eeezus Maxwell
"Time is when, God....lounge!!"
Sounds like a set-up.
Johnny Kilroy
79 points in 1 quarter
They gon pay $5 milly to watch that fool embarrass himself. 
didn't they watch him in 1997?
sex.com? 
Don't nobody want to see his old ass in no dunk contest
Yung Yogurt
Culo Season
Is he going to be dunking naked?