Anyone get EXTREMELY bored during sex?
Like, after the initial "OMG I'm IN" feeling wears off I just get really bored and distracted. Like, I have a million other thoughts swirling through my head as I'm giving the stroke.
Last time I had sex I just kept my Bluetooth headset on and listened to Star Live and Direct while giving the obligatory pelvic thrusts. Ugh. Such a chore. Ended up getting Charlie horse in my quad and my bed sheets were covered in baby oil. Not cool.
These days I just like getting some good dome from an egar participant. Head is great because you don't have to focus at all.
I came to this conclusion one Sunday afternoon while getting domed up in my car. I was driving down the interstate, talking sh!t to idiots on my friend's list, roasting a swisher, and listening to Maria Hinojosa documenting all the wins Latinos had that week all while getting properly serviced by some random I met on Tinder. Good times.
After everything was said and done we had a great time listening to Maria Hinojosa wrap up the broadcast with a discussion about her multiple abortion experiences. Then I dropped her home and went back to regular life. Unlike sex which is all messy and can leave you in bed all damn day.
fukking ass prolly still a virgin