Sh*t Ya Parents Say That Annoys You

[EA]

My Dad:

"If I was your age, I'd be going out all the time"
"Why don't you bring girls round more often"

These times, we both work 50+ hours a week and all he does is sleep when we get home

 

[AlainLocke]

Mom: "Why don't you just get a job..."

When I am starting my business...


Dad: "You'll be rich if you just listen to me..."

When my dad ain't rich...

 

[Freddie.Cane]

"I wish you knew your school work like you knew that rap music"

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

Pops- "Man if i could do it all over, i'd have joined the air force or the navy like cousin Joe"

nikka was being scouted by the NFL the hell u thinking bout the military for. Chose to chase p*ssy instead of focusing on training, tough titty.

 

[Farrinto]

When my mom was pissed at me when I was younger she'd sometimes say "You look/act like your stupid father"

That shyt was Ether on a young breh

 

[IronFist]

Mom:
dont try to "smooth talk" me, (My Real Name)....that dont work on me . Save that for them women you talk to. (usually when im trying to ask for something and i know she'll say no)


Why dont you settle down and get married? I'll probably have some cute grandbabies. What about Ms. _______ daughter/niece (they usually chapped in the face) (Ma!!! )

 

[YEAHitsHER]

Dad-"My name is not Bank of America"
Mom & Dad- any answer that was "no"

Oh yea, when I would be out at night my mom would hit me with," I hope whoever you Hang-Nnnnn (says dramatically) with got a room for you to sleep in

I would be thinking, "lady it's 9 o'clock. Calm down...meanwhile my brothers would be gone till the next day

 

[Freddie.Cane]

"Boy bring me my belt"

 

[Quest]

"Don't let yo friends get you in trouble".

 

[SchrodingersStrapped!]

Most women in my family give me the , when I tell them marriage is a sham and I want no parts of it , they also think I'm drenched in p*ssy which I'm not

Any religious talk, miss me with that bullshyt altogether

Men in my family who echo their wives opinion on some simp shyt miss me with that bullshyt

Convincing me I need to grow out of being an introvert and that theres something wrong with me for not giving a fukk about their petty bullshyt and squabbles


I'm too :Wavegod: though to :Swimhov: for it

 

[DlAMONDZ]

Mom: "Cuando vas a parar de joder if darme unos nietos" and "Pasas mucho tiempo en casa" after years of complaining about me going out too much

My pops is cool. Doesn't really say shyt that annoys me

 

[Easy-E]

Mom - "Women don't like..."

I don't care what they "like"

 

[the cac mamba]

:Swimhov:

 

[Token]

Mom-"When are you going to have kids?"
Me-"I don't even have a man"

Lmao. I don't think my momma would ever ask me that question. I could be 35, single and childless and she'd probably be like " get money, baby."

 

[YEAHitsHER]

Lmao. I don't think my momma would ever ask me that question. I could be 35, single and childless and she'd probably be like " get money, baby."

lmao...I think my mom wants me to have kids because I am the only girl and I have always been good with kids...I'm struggling with if I want to have them or not. A couple of years ago I was straight up NO, now idk