Vince:
damnit pal, what's this about some tough b*stard walking away from a helicopter crash?!! Get the son-a-bytch on the phone, I want him on RAW next week! Braun and he walked away from sure death encounters! They need to fight!
WWE employee: sir, it was actually your son Shane
Vince:
What?! Damnit pal! those McMahon genes are undefeated!