I had this Math class my senior year, 3rd period. Class was right in the middle of lunch, so we’d go to class for 30 mins, then go to lunch 30 mins, then back to class for 1 hour.
The teacher was this HUGE bodybuilder white dude in his late 40’s probably. He worked out his upper body, but never his lower body,
So he was shaped like an upside down triangle. He used to wear these tight button up shirts with the sleeves rolled up to show-off his muscles. When you see him, you’d be intimidated intitally, 
but he had a really high pitched voice and a blonde mullet. Let’s call him Mr J.
Anyway, there was this short white kid in our class who used to always be the ring-leader in pulling pranks, dude was a natural comedian. Mr J would teach from an overhead projector(the ones that sat on a cart and shined on the chalkboard), and the overhead had a cooling fan on the back of it. So one day we all get back from lunch before Mr J, which was common, everyone is in there goofing off, and the short white kid took a thick paper clip off the desk and put it in the cooling fan of the projector so the blades wouldn’t turn
So Mr J get’s back, and he’s up there teaching/writing on te projector for about 20 mins or so and then all of a sudden POW! 
The projector overheats and blows out.! He’s confused as hell, and keeps trying to turn it on and off with the switch. 
Muttering to himself trying to figure out what’s wrong with it. Meanwhile we’re all in there trying to keep a straight face, not laugh b/c we don’t know how he’s going to react. Finally, Mr J found the paper clip in the back of the fan….and he looked at us like he was gonna kill us. Asking, (in his high pitched voice)“Who did this?” Of course nobody told. Eventually, thankfully,
after awhile the projector cooled down and kicked back on and he went back to teaching, but you could tell he was PISSED.
Another funny thing was, this class was on the “dark end” of the school. There were no windows in this classroom. So when the lights were off in the classroom it was pitch black dark….and the hallway leading up to it was long and if those lights were out too it was completely dark. So again, we’d get back from lunch like 5-10 mins before MR J and sometimes someone in class would go out in the hall, peep around the corner, and spot him coming from the other end of the hall….when he got closer we’d turn the lights out in the hallway and classroom. We’d be sitting there in pitch black dark, completely quiet, waiting for him to come in. LOL He’d swing the door open mad as hell and struggle to find the light switch in the dark, only to give us a death stare when he finally turned the lights on. And sometimes we'd lock the door so he couldnt see to find his key to open the door. 
So someone in the front row would run over in the dark, open the door and be back in their seat before he could turn the light on and see who did it.
Looking back, he could’ve snapped us all like twigs, but he was really just a big softy.
The teacher was this HUGE bodybuilder white dude in his late 40’s probably. He worked out his upper body, but never his lower body,
So he was shaped like an upside down triangle. He used to wear these tight button up shirts with the sleeves rolled up to show-off his muscles. When you see him, you’d be intimidated intitally, but he had a really high pitched voice and a blonde mullet. Let’s call him Mr J.Anyway, there was this short white kid in our class who used to always be the ring-leader in pulling pranks, dude was a natural comedian. Mr J would teach from an overhead projector(the ones that sat on a cart and shined on the chalkboard), and the overhead had a cooling fan on the back of it. So one day we all get back from lunch before Mr J, which was common, everyone is in there goofing off, and the short white kid took a thick paper clip off the desk and put it in the cooling fan of the projector so the blades wouldn’t turn
So Mr J get’s back, and he’s up there teaching/writing on te projector for about 20 mins or so and then all of a sudden POW! The projector overheats and blows out.! He’s confused as hell, and keeps trying to turn it on and off with the switch. Muttering to himself trying to figure out what’s wrong with it. Meanwhile we’re all in there trying to keep a straight face, not laugh b/c we don’t know how he’s going to react. Finally, Mr J found the paper clip in the back of the fan….and he looked at us like he was gonna kill us. Asking, (in his high pitched voice)“Who did this?” Of course nobody told. Eventually, thankfully, after awhile the projector cooled down and kicked back on and he went back to teaching, but you could tell he was PISSED.Another funny thing was, this class was on the “dark end” of the school. There were no windows in this classroom. So when the lights were off in the classroom it was pitch black dark….and the hallway leading up to it was long and if those lights were out too it was completely dark. So again, we’d get back from lunch like 5-10 mins before MR J and sometimes someone in class would go out in the hall, peep around the corner, and spot him coming from the other end of the hall….when he got closer we’d turn the lights out in the hallway and classroom.
We’d be sitting there in pitch black dark, completely quiet, waiting for him to come in. LOL He’d swing the door open mad as hell and struggle to find the light switch in the dark, only to give us a death stare when he finally turned the lights on. And sometimes we'd lock the door so he couldnt see to find his key to open the door. So someone in the front row would run over in the dark, open the door and be back in their seat before he could turn the light on and see who did it. Looking back, he could’ve snapped us all like twigs,
but he was really just a big softy.
at myself is when I was skipping school with a bunch of my boys trying to find some loud. I saw the bad bytch walking in our direction so I knew I had to get at her. I attempted and got shot down and my boys laughed at me. Well due to pride I said fukk that bytch, picked up a rock, turned around, and lobbed that shyt at the back of her head as she walked away. It connected, she stumbled, and she power walked away.
