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I knew a girl that knew a girl that was engaged to this guy that worked in a morgue. She got a weird disease on her p*ssy cuz the guy would bust in dead bodies and then smash her raw. Needless to say they were white. Chick went to the doc and he said her waffle was janky cuz formal the hide.

They broke up and after she healed she only fukked with black guys. The ass was probably phat.

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Ok, Ill go again.

My friend was dating an old (37) mexican lady with a large inheritance and no kids. One night she got drunk and beat him up. Her dad, a man dying of cancer, tried to intervene. She threw him down the stairs. She said her man hit her and called the cops. He got arrested. They broke up when he got home.

Only for a little bit tho. They are happily married now. Happy endings.
 

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:feedme: share don't be shy.

I knew a guy who's dad ripped a woman's foot of being cause she stole his money that he stacked from crack sales. Bare hands. They broke up in more ways than one.

:ohhh:

yes. lost my job, home, and mother in the same 3 weeks. after a 2 year battle with kidney problems. dialysis. dad died of cancer a year later. i was molested as a child and my siblings put dish soap in my food. i still have issues eating. saw my sister molested as a baby by a family member, dozens of times. saw my dad rip a woman's foot off. and this isnt half of it. fukk him. be funny. always.

@Billy Costigan

Same incident? Or is ripping women's feet off more common than I thought? :ohhh:
 

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Dunked on this chick pops at a family reunion, he was a college "star":stopitslime: back in his days. I was 19 and everybody got mad. He was poppin maaaaaaaaaaad ish, but now I'm a man I understand why everyone was like:merchant::snoop::scusthov::dahell::shaq2:. I took whatever soul he had left. The chick's uncle spazzing on me, I cursed that NIQQA out right in front of everybody and left. Her butt was little anyway.
 

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Dunked on this chick pops at a family reunion, he was a college "star":stopitslime: back in his days. I was 19 and everybody got mad. He was poppin maaaaaaaaaaad ish, but now I'm a man I understand why everyone was like:merchant::snoop::scusthov::dahell::shaq2:. I took whatever soul he had left. The chick's uncle spazzing on me, I cursed that NIQQA out right in front of everybody and left. Her butt was little anyway.

:mjlol: family reasons are always the funniest
 

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Dunked on this chick pops at a family reunion, he was a college "star":stopitslime: back in his days. I was 19 and everybody got mad. He was poppin maaaaaaaaaaad ish, but now I'm a man I understand why everyone was like:merchant::snoop::scusthov::dahell::shaq2:. I took whatever soul he had left. The chick's uncle spazzing on me, I cursed that NIQQA out right in front of everybody and left. Her butt was little anyway.

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