story time
one day I'm driving home from the club it's like 4am am taking the quick route aka the hood route home, literally driving passed some abandoned projects when out of nowhere I see some chick in a bright blue mini dress and heels stumbling her way down the street
I slow down roll pass her slow notice she ain't a hooker or a fiend so I roll around
the block pull over next to her, tell me why in a matter of seconds she hops right into my car
she reeks of alcohol, she cute but smelled like she had been drinking for days and could barely talk. So we start driving around and
a am asking her if she's okay etc she only nodding her head yes or no to give me answer
now I'm panicked, so I'm like hey what's
your address I'm drop you off, shorty slumps forward and passes out
I reach in her purse get her ID, she's 19 (I was 20) and find her address it was luckily only about 10 minutes away from where we were. We half way there this broad walks up like

asking who I am and how she got there
I explain she is okay with it but confused, says she doesn't want to go home

, I'm like welp get out of the car, she says no
I knew if I attempted to just yank her out of the car it would be bad so I keep driving around with her and this chick goes on to tell me how her bf had left her two days ago so she was out partying with his boys, he found out so was out looking to "kill her"
I eventually convinced her to let me drop her off at home (she lived with her with
alcoholic mom)

it was almost 6am by the time I got her home, actually chilled with her the day but as expected she was a total nutcase

don't pick up stranger brehs