Reminds me of when I was at work and I took a shyt which we all know takes longer than peeing, I get back to my workplace this woman who was kind of my supervisor asked me, well where were you? I didn't want to say "taking a shyt" so I just said I had to step out or something like that and I heard her say under her breath "he was jerking off

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..... I NEVER jerked off at that place. It was my first (and only) job and I felt that straight up telling her I was shytting would have been crass
Yes, I know that all humans even women take shyts. But I am neurodivergent and I was trying the best I can with this social skills shyt!
