She Put Poison In Her Cootchie To Kill Her Husband When He Ate Her Box!

[Ricky Church]

A woman is being sued by her husband for allegedly trying to kill him by putting poison in her genitals and then asking him to perform oral sex.

The Brazilian wife is accused of planting a toxic substance on her genitals before luring her husband to bed.

Reports in the South American country suggest he was ready and willing, and only escaped death because he noticed a strange smell.

Source: http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2013/01/poison-vagina/

 

[AJtheOne]

only escaped death because he noticed a strange smell

^^ see brehs if the smell is funky, don't eat the monkey

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

i figured it'd absorb up in the p*ssy and kill her

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

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[killacal]

Your own wife
Get married brehs