sheebadd (update: it's ****) I desperately wanna have sex with you

[Marl0 Stanfield]

Nga, that mfkn Barter 6 be on go. Ngaz smokin n sippin Don Julio 1942 Sangritas n mfkn Luchadores just listening to this weirdo unlock flows with the slightest of ease. Ngaz went to lunch n had the owner throw that shyt on while we was high as fck eatin seafood mufongo. I don't even know the names of the songs, I just know that one track where this h00m is talkin sum "I do this for..." & he lists all his illegitimate kids be making ngaz n bytches havr seizures.

& I know this nga @Indica better have him a tea n crumpets n fckd up teeth ass hoe for Cinco De Pico De Gallo.

 

[H@LLOW]

Let me see that phatty.

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

She hasnt replied to my pm yet
But I know she was out late last night working and building her future

 

[Marl0 Stanfield]

Whoever told you that chicks like dikk pics was lying.
How many times you sent a girl a dik pic and she was like

Send flowers instead. She gonna be like and fukk you cuz you suddenly all charming and shyt.

bytches always on that Spielberg Seinfeld Katz shyt, tryna get something for nothing. Using flowers as a down payment on the p*ssy, to see how much you'd be willing to spend on dumb shyt that has no use for u whatsoever. Nxt thing u know ur ass is helping out with goddamned "utility bills." Send flowers to chicks you've never met, my green Innanet Computers Putin love affair brehs.

 

[Strawberry]

bytches always on that Spielberg Seinfeld Katz shyt, tryna get something for nothing. Using flowers as a down payment on the p*ssy, to see how much you'd be willing to spend on dumb shyt that has no use for u whatsoever. Nxt thing u know ur ass is helping out with goddamned "utility bills." Send flowers to chicks you've never met, my green Innanet Computers Putin love affair brehs.

No no, you got it twisted. I mean maybe some girls is like that but in the way that I'm suggesting it's more of a "Awwwww, he brought me flowers! How charming/thoughtful!"

It's not about spending money, not for me anyways. Dudes never bring flowers to chicks anymore so when a guy DOES get you flowers it melts your heart a little and you give up that p*ssy in no time.

If you ain't got no money or don't wanna spend money on her then pick that shyt! Spring is coming, flowers gonna start poppin out soon.

One time I picked flowers on my way to see one of my guys in the hospital and when I got there his next chick was in the room holding his hand and I had to pretend like we was just friends and that we weren't fukkin cuz we was on some DL shyt. Then I shared a taxi with her after visiting hours and I played it so cool she had no idea...until she later found a note in his pants pocket that I wrote that said Strawberry with a big heart around it.
Can't believe he didn't empty his pockets!

That's not the best example of giving flowers to someone but I just thought it was funny and wanted to share.

 

[Marl0 Stanfield]

No no, you got it twisted. I mean maybe some girls is like that but in the way that I'm suggesting it's more of a "Awwwww, he brought me flowers! How charming/thoughtful!"

It's not about spending money, not for me anyways. Dudes never bring flowers to chicks anymore so when a guy DOES get you flowers it melts your heart a little and you give up that p*ssy in no time.

If you ain't got no money or don't wanna spend money on her then pick that shyt nikka! Spring is coming, flowers gonna start poppin out soon.

One time I picked flowers on my way to see one of my guys in the hospital and when I got there his next chick was in the room holding his hand and I had to pretend like we was just friends and that we weren't fukkin cuz we was on some DL shyt. Then I shared a taxi with her after visiting hours and I played it so cool she had no idea...until she later found a note in his pants pocket that I wrote that said Strawberry with a big heart around it.
Can't believe he didn't empty his pockets!

That's not the best example of giving flowers to someone but I just thought it was funny and wanted to share.

Wait, u ngaz were talking about sending dikk pix to chix you've already fckd? Wtf is the mfkn point of that? Jesus H Fckng Christ thank God I didn't grow up in this generation.

 

[Strawberry]

Wait, u ngaz were talking about sending dikk pix to chix you've already fckd? Wtf is the mfkn point of that? Jesus H Fckng Christ thank God I didn't grow up in this generation.

Wtf?

Wadafuc you talkin bout Willis?

I'm a girl and I'm advising you mothafukkas that it is wiser and more likely to get you laid if you give the girl FLOWERS instead of sending her a dikk pic.

Nobody's talkin about sendin dikk pics after you already fukked...?

 

[SheeBadd]

Yall Off The Chain

Free My Shooter @LOUDaffair fukk 12

 

[Oceanicpuppy]

Bump

 

[Zero]

 

[BaggerofTea]

 

[Teal.]

:haaaa:

 

[Raye82]

 

[Matt504]

 

[Theodoresolderbreh]

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