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Kevin Hart Wasn’t Happy To Find Out His Wife Watches Porn Featuring Men Who Look Nothing Like Him

Kevin Hart, according to the comedian. His new standup, Irresponsible, was recently released on Netflix, and in it, he talks about finding out that wife Eniko enjoys watching porn alone, which he was surprised and then hurt by. After initially being intrigued, he admitted he felt some type of way when he found out her porn habit involves watching men who look completely different from him. His pride got the best of him.


“That was a tough time for me,” he joked when explaining that story to Jimmy Kimmel on Wednesday. “That was a tough time, that was a tough situation in my household. We were just having a conversation. It was a random conversation, and through the random conversation I was like, ‘Do you watch porn?’ She was like, ‘Yeah, I watch porn from time to time.’ I was like, ‘Get out of here! Really? Like what? What you watch?’ She was like, ‘Porn. Stuff.'”

“‘Let me see, let me see the stuff you watch. Let me see what your stuff is,'” he continued. “And the sh-t that she showed me…it really hurt me. It did a number. It did a hell of a number on me because it’s so different from what I am. It was so…everything was big. Everything. Everything. Tall, everybody was tall. I got mad! ‘What is this? What is this?!’ She was like, ‘What? I like that stuff?’ :mjlol::mjlol:[Laughs]”

This will probably raise an eyebrow for some, considering the world knows that while he’s worried about what porn she’s watching, Kevin was caught cheating on his wife not too long ago when Eniko was pregnant with their son, Kenzo. I think we would all agree that she should be allowed to watch and do what the hell she wants at this point.



Interesting enough though, in the stand-up, Hart said that after watching porn with Eniko, they shared another uncomfortable moment when he tried to bring a move he saw in the film into their bedroom.

“Out of nowhere I spit on my wife,”:ohhh: he said in Irresponsible. “It was quick. Right in her f–king forehead. A loogie right on her godd–n forehead. :ohhh:There was an awkward beat of silence. Nobody said nothing. It was quiet. Out of nowhere she was like, ‘You just f–king spit on me!’ The complete opposite reaction from the lady in the porn. The lady in the porn went crazy when it happened…I had to go downstairs and get a baby wipe, clean her head off. That was embarrassing.”

Check out the funny conversation they had about Eniko’s tastes in adult films starting at the 1:30 mark below, and check out Irresponsible, if you’d like, available on Netflix now.



Yo i would be hurt to if my girl would be looking up tall nikkas, with big dikks :mjlol::mjlol: but i don't have these problems :wow: she likes CFNM, so she will never be allowed to go to male stripclubs :mjgrin:


that's some straight ether she gave him:wow:
 

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A lot of porn cats are short tho (under 6ft). Kevin is abnormally short tho so no one looks like him in porn.
 

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He got mad she was watching porn with dudes that looked nothing like him :jbhmm:

But he was fycking women who looked nothing like her :dahell:
 

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That shyt was hilarious!!!! :laff: the entire joke on the Netflix special killed me...:mjlol::deadrose:
 
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