the next guy
Superstar
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/columnists/ct-met-kass-0509-20120509,0,216074.column
Chicago's City Hall wants to make it easier for me to bring a pal of mine to outdoor cafes.
Unfortunately, my buddy has atrocious manners. When he smells meat, he drools. He's also apt to stop whatever he's doing and begin licking himself in his private areas with gusto. If he eats anything fancy, he's subject to a bout of gas that will kill a herd of wild horses.
And sometimes he insists on sniffing the behinds of perfect strangers. The last thing you need after paying good money to eat alfresco in Chicago is to have my pal Zeus try to sniff your behind.


somehow I am not shocked...




you cant even eat around a dog. like i want some dikkheads gross pet begging for my overpriced meal? 
