Should Homer have smashed Lurleen?

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One of the great Simpson episodes with homer being a country western manager to country singer artist Lurleen Lumpkin. She was throwing out all types of hints in her songs, but he just didn't get it :wow:. Was homer a fool for passing that up?

Your wife don't understand you, but I do:sas2:

Homer::patrice:

Bagged me a Homer :datazz:
Homer::patrice:

Marge: :dahell:
Bunk with me Tonight :whew:

Homer: :patrice:"That's hot! There isn't a man alive who wouldn't get turned on by that. Well, goodbye!"

Lurleen: Bunk with me to-night, homer I'm asking you, bunk with me to night.:queen:

Homer: :gladbron: -Gasp- Lurleen!
 
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Nope, glad he didn't.

Matter of fact, I'm glad he resisted all that temptation that was thrown at him. Like that Mindy chick he could've easily smashed.
Mindy woulda got the D no question. Hourglass figure and loved to eat just as much as Homer. Not always nagging like that blue-haired carpet cleaner.

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Lol look how happy he is.
 
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Oh wasnt there a babysitter who tried to fukk homer too and wanted marge out the way???

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Nope, glad he didn't.

Matter of fact, I'm glad he resisted all that temptation that was thrown at him. Like that Mindy chick he could've easily smashed.

Actually there are theories out there that he did give it to Mindy but that he was thinking about Marge because she's wearing that same red dress at the end.




Not sayin I believe it though
 

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In that same episode, Homer's guardian angel even showed that his, and Margre's life, wouldve been better if he was with Mindy instead of Marge.

Homer should've been all up in Mindys ass. When you're starving and life throws you prime cut Porterhouse steak, you eat that shyt.
 
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