"Shyt...I just got back in town" - goat excuse lmao

[Heelish]

Got to use this excuse today on my sister when my wife and I came back from our trip gotta keep it in my back pocket for reasons though

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

"get the hell out of my way " being angry at others because you fukked up >>>>

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

mans slide down each step

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

mans slide down each step

I was so focused on the end the whole video delivers. Been laughing all week

 

[inndaskKy]

I just learned two great new excuses in one day.

The other one was in the missing submersible thread:

The titanic is not something the average adult needs to know about at ALL, yall need to stop

also, y'all do realize that as time moves on, the more there is to remember? The whole concept of general knowledge gonna be out the window soon enough

Homie said there is too much to remember to recall basic facts, general knowledge is an outdated technology

Breh said you can't fault me for not knowing common knowledge because general knowledge is a finite resource and I just ran out of it.

I can't know everything. Therefore, you can't fault me for not knowing any particular thing. It's a genius excuse.

Wifey: why is this random girl sending you pics of herself on this app? Who is she?

You: shyt, knowledge is potentially infinite. You really expect me know this particular thing? General knowledge is out the window, you ain't heard babe?



Wifey:

 

[SoulController]

might b my fav clip of the past few years

-the ability to hold that hat while taking a big tumble is crazy

-the sharp ass ! ! 's

-the disgusted look on dudes face

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

man anyone have this video still???