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this isn't really retail but i used to work for taco bell and things were cool until a new fakkit manager came in and started trying to bust balls. fired almost everyone there and brought in people that worked at some kfc he was transferring over from. i don't know why they let me stay, but i was pretty much to the point of quitting.

this guy complained about EVERYTHING, and the people he hired were all a$$holes. very cliquish. anyway, before i quit from there, i finally decided to get back at them. i brought a bag of shyt (about three or four lumps i dropped the previous night). i never ate the food there, but the people i worked with did, including the manager. anyway, i decided to mix the shyt i brought in with the beef. i stirred it real good, so that there wasn't any chance of them finding it.

i feel sorry for the people who bought tacos made with my shyt, but you can imagine the huge grin on my face when my co-workers would go on break and have a beef taco for themselves. they used to ask me why i never ate any of the food, and i would tell them i only eat halal meat.

Since your a known liar, I'm calling :duck: on this
 

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Wal-Mart in Long Island...

That shyt was like the 2nd hoodest Wal-Mart behind Valley Stream. Man, the fukkery that went on in there.....

Co-workers beefing with each other, fukking each other, stealing, etc...nikkaz would even scrap on lunch hour...I have stories for days....

This one chick (who used to like me, but she was too young at the time) and her sister got in a fight right at the front of the store with these hoodrats. bytches started pulling mallets out they purse, hitting each other with the display stands, and all. shyt, even they mama got in on that shyt....

This one guy once came into the freezer section, and just started randomly taking bites out of the frozen food and putting it back.

There was this guy on the graveyard shift who was handicap in some sort of way, and had to wear a diaper. Well this fool for some reason didn't believe in sanitary procedures, and would constantly change his dirty ass diaper and toss it in the corner of the bathroom. EVERY NIGHT the same disgusting smell would linger after a while, and for some reason dude never got in trouble for it.....

nikkaz were RAPING that Wal-Mart. One year, we had like 8 mill of losses after inventory; 3 out of that came from the electronics department alone. We'd get like 8 flat screens at any given time; only 3 would see the floor. nikkaz were taking EVERYTHING.
 

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Wal-Mart in Long Island...

That shyt was like the 2nd hoodest Wal-Mart behind Valley Stream. Man, the fukkery that went on in there.....

Co-workers beefing with each other, fukking each other, stealing, etc...nikkaz would even scrap on lunch hour...I have stories for days....

This one chick (who used to like me, but she was too young at the time) and her sister got in a fight right at the front of the store with these hoodrats. bytches started pulling mallets out they purse, hitting each other with the display stands, and all. shyt, even they mama got in on that shyt....

This one guy once came into the freezer section, and just started randomly taking bites out of the frozen food and putting it back.


There was this guy on the graveyard shift who was handicap in some sort of way, and had to wear a diaper. Well this fool for some reason didn't believe in sanitary procedures, and would constantly change his dirty ass diaper and toss it in the corner of the bathroom. EVERY NIGHT the same disgusting smell would linger after a while, and for some reason dude never got in trouble for it.....

nikkaz were RAPING that Wal-Mart. One year, we had like 8 mill of losses after inventory; 3 out of that came from the electronics department alone. We'd get like 8 flat screens at any given time; only 3 would see the floor. nikkaz were taking EVERYTHING.

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My second job is at JCPenney. shyt is CRAZY. As u know
they're going thru this "revamp". Which means lots of
moving shyt aka extra work. Also they gettin rid of
cash registers and checking out ppl with Iphones.
Its like a ghost town in there now. Customers
HATE tha changes. Ron Johnson really fukked
that store up.
 

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The job was cool. Not very hard. Just basically walking around the store tidying up the displays and restocking. The shyty part was on weekends when we'd have a big sale on TV's patio furniture, or any other big items cause i'd have to carry the items to peoples cars. people would pull up in a little Honda civic and expect me to fit a full set of furniture in their back seat. Then when the shyt didnt fit i'd have to carry it back into the store until they returned with a larger vehicle, then i'd have to carry the shyt back out. I remeber once we had a sale on outdoor fireplaces. These shyts were at least 80 pounds each and a literaly had to carry like 30 of them shyts out to people cars over the course of two weeks.
 

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WE HAD THIS MANAGER THAT WAS A REAL a$$hole AT KMART. SOME CUSTOMERS CAME IN ONE DAY WITH CROWBARS LOOKING FOR THIS NIKKA. THEY BROKE SOME SCREENS AND SHYT AND MADE A BUNCH OF NOISE. THIS bytch MADE ASS NIKKA MAKES A THE FASTEST 100 YARD DASH AND LOCKED HIMSELF IN THE CASH CAGE. WE LEFT HIS ASS IN THERE UNTIL CLOSE. WE WAS GONNA LEAVE HIM IN THERE TILL MORNING BUT WE DIDN'T KNOW IF IT WAS AIR TIGHT.

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Wal-Mart in Long Island...

That shyt was like the 2nd hoodest Wal-Mart behind Valley Stream. Man, the fukkery that went on in there.....

Co-workers beefing with each other, fukking each other, stealing, etc...nikkaz would even scrap on lunch hour...I have stories for days....

This one chick (who used to like me, but she was too young at the time) and her sister got in a fight right at the front of the store with these hoodrats. bytches started pulling mallets out they purse, hitting each other with the display stands, and all. shyt, even they mama got in on that shyt....

This one guy once came into the freezer section, and just started randomly taking bites out of the frozen food and putting it back.

There was this guy on the graveyard shift who was handicap in some sort of way, and had to wear a diaper. Well this fool for some reason didn't believe in sanitary procedures, and would constantly change his dirty ass diaper and toss it in the corner of the bathroom. EVERY NIGHT the same disgusting smell would linger after a while, and for some reason dude never got in trouble for it.....

nikkaz were RAPING that Wal-Mart. One year, we had like 8 mill of losses after inventory; 3 out of that came from the electronics department alone. We'd get like 8 flat screens at any given time; only 3 would see the floor. nikkaz were taking EVERYTHING.
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