this isn't really retail but i used to work for taco bell and things were cool until a new fakkit manager came in and started trying to bust balls. fired almost everyone there and brought in people that worked at some kfc he was transferring over from. i don't know why they let me stay, but i was pretty much to the point of quitting.
this guy complained about EVERYTHING, and the people he hired were all a$$holes. very cliquish. anyway, before i quit from there, i finally decided to get back at them. i brought a bag of shyt (about three or four lumps i dropped the previous night). i never ate the food there, but the people i worked with did, including the manager. anyway, i decided to mix the shyt i brought in with the beef. i stirred it real good, so that there wasn't any chance of them finding it.
i feel sorry for the people who bought tacos made with my shyt, but you can imagine the huge grin on my face when my co-workers would go on break and have a beef taco for themselves. they used to ask me why i never ate any of the food, and i would tell them i only eat halal meat.
Since your a known liar, I'm calling
on this






