ThrobbingHood
“I’m Sorry for 2025”
Hello gentlemen. Since I have time today, I have taken the liberty of providing a guide to pointing out a swirler.
As a connoisseur of Black women, I have studied the behavior of current and reformed wenches. The latter may try to ingratiate themselves back into the black community... most commonly via dating black men.
Whilst I don’t believe these kind of women can be reformed, I feel out of duty it’s important for you to spot the undercover swirlers, so at least you can make an informed choice on pursuing a relationship with such ilk.
Feel free to add on.
1. The ‘Black Becky’ Accent.
The reason I call it the ‘Black Becky’ accent is because their inflection is usually contrived. Whilst there are genuine “suburban” accents, this one is slightly different. She will intentionally add an inflection to end of every sentence in a superfluous manner, to the point of annoyance.
This has been perfected to disarm her white friends so they don’t see her as threatening, or in a nightmare scenario to her: being called “ghetto”. Think of the characters in ‘Clueless’ as a reference.
She may often use paralinguistic features such as the “air quotes” sign as a mating call to fellow CACs.
2. She quotes the TV Show ‘F.R.I.E.N.D.S.’
This is a major red flag. FRIENDS is New York City envisioned as a white supremacist’s wet dream: completely gentrified without a spec of color. This is pure escapism for the average CAC. A sacred cow if you will.
The usual quotes tend to range from “ OH MY GOD” to “WE WERE ON A BREAK.” These are usually blurted out with no context to compensate for their dry humor. If she at any point quotes this TV show with no context, she has definitely been passed around the Lacrosse team.
3. Dying her hair often (usually multicolored).
I tend to see the dying of ones hair frequently as a sign of mental instability. Most CAC men see that as a bat signal to move in on a swirler. Not saying it’s exclusive to swirlers but I have seen a correlation between natural hair + dye =
This is to show that she has no “boundaries” neither does she “discriminate”. In other words “Come and get it Chad. This free spirit open for business.”
If she’s wearing a septum nose ring, that should remove any doubt.
4. Excessive referencing to her education/travel/books.
The swirler will often bring up her education to show how cultured she is. This is in order to establish that she’s one of the placated negros who escaped the “jungles of the ghetto”. She uses her certificate as a smoke screen to somehow hope it erases her blackness in front of her white peers, as well as to differentiate herself from her community and justify her “preference.”
She will reference every book she has read to dispel the “Real house wives drama loving” stereotype. It’s also used as a deflection from her dull colorless personality.
“oh you know, I’ve actually been to [insert country here]. Again, this is a way to make her seem “different” from the others.
5 All Lives Matter
These are the buzz phrases she will say/post when it comes to discussing racism. Due to her cowardice and wanting to remain inconspicuous amongst her drowning sea of whiteness, she will use these neutral phrases in order to not arouse any suspicion amongst her CAC brethren:
6. Her music taste is “alternative”.
Whilst I’m not one to pigeon hole music taste, it is usually an indicator to a swirler’s dating history. There’s a difference between having an eclectic taste and then there’s shytting all over black music.
She will make the ocasional “all hip hop is misogynistic. The rappers are pigs and it’s ghetto” comment. Even when you show her there are layers to hiphop beyond the confinement of the mainstream, she will still be dismissive. “I prefer listening to Nine Inch Nails.”
7. Her obsession with K-Pop/Cosplay.
Again, not limited to but usually a huge indicator.
Feel free to add on.
As a connoisseur of Black women, I have studied the behavior of current and reformed wenches. The latter may try to ingratiate themselves back into the black community... most commonly via dating black men.
Whilst I don’t believe these kind of women can be reformed, I feel out of duty it’s important for you to spot the undercover swirlers, so at least you can make an informed choice on pursuing a relationship with such ilk.
Feel free to add on.
1. The ‘Black Becky’ Accent.
The reason I call it the ‘Black Becky’ accent is because their inflection is usually contrived. Whilst there are genuine “suburban” accents, this one is slightly different. She will intentionally add an inflection to end of every sentence in a superfluous manner, to the point of annoyance.
This has been perfected to disarm her white friends so they don’t see her as threatening, or in a nightmare scenario to her: being called “ghetto”. Think of the characters in ‘Clueless’ as a reference.
She may often use paralinguistic features such as the “air quotes” sign as a mating call to fellow CACs.
2. She quotes the TV Show ‘F.R.I.E.N.D.S.’
This is a major red flag. FRIENDS is New York City envisioned as a white supremacist’s wet dream: completely gentrified without a spec of color. This is pure escapism for the average CAC. A sacred cow if you will.
The usual quotes tend to range from “ OH MY GOD” to “WE WERE ON A BREAK.” These are usually blurted out with no context to compensate for their dry humor. If she at any point quotes this TV show with no context, she has definitely been passed around the Lacrosse team.
3. Dying her hair often (usually multicolored).
I tend to see the dying of ones hair frequently as a sign of mental instability. Most CAC men see that as a bat signal to move in on a swirler. Not saying it’s exclusive to swirlers but I have seen a correlation between natural hair + dye =
This is to show that she has no “boundaries” neither does she “discriminate”. In other words “Come and get it Chad. This free spirit open for business.”
If she’s wearing a septum nose ring, that should remove any doubt.
4. Excessive referencing to her education/travel/books.
The swirler will often bring up her education to show how cultured she is. This is in order to establish that she’s one of the placated negros who escaped the “jungles of the ghetto”. She uses her certificate as a smoke screen to somehow hope it erases her blackness in front of her white peers, as well as to differentiate herself from her community and justify her “preference.”
She will reference every book she has read to dispel the “Real house wives drama loving” stereotype. It’s also used as a deflection from her dull colorless personality.
“oh you know, I’ve actually been to [insert country here]. Again, this is a way to make her seem “different” from the others.
5 All Lives Matter
These are the buzz phrases she will say/post when it comes to discussing racism. Due to her cowardice and wanting to remain inconspicuous amongst her drowning sea of whiteness, she will use these neutral phrases in order to not arouse any suspicion amongst her CAC brethren:
- People of color.
- All lives matter.
- Black and brown pride.
- We’re all human.
- The only thing I fear is Jesus.
6. Her music taste is “alternative”.
Whilst I’m not one to pigeon hole music taste, it is usually an indicator to a swirler’s dating history. There’s a difference between having an eclectic taste and then there’s shytting all over black music.
She will make the ocasional “all hip hop is misogynistic. The rappers are pigs and it’s ghetto” comment. Even when you show her there are layers to hiphop beyond the confinement of the mainstream, she will still be dismissive. “I prefer listening to Nine Inch Nails.”
7. Her obsession with K-Pop/Cosplay.
Again, not limited to but usually a huge indicator.
Feel free to add on.
I have nothing else to add
