Signs you are handsome when you weren't before :francis:

[A Pimp Named Slickback]

did you get her number?

I work in the same building as her


































Next shift I'm getting it

 

[A Pimp Named Slickback]

The UNIVERSAL sign is when she laughs and makes physical contact with you simultaneously. I've NEVER seen a girl do this to someone she wasn't atrracted to.

This one coworker. I knew for a while that she wanted me. After I said something that wasnt even a joke, she did this. Laughed and punched me in the arm

Once she did that it was a wrap. Got her number as soon as she said she was resigning in a few weeks. Plans are in motion

 

[Music Fiend]

1) Women liking your style or clothing
2) women assuming you're a hoe
3) nikkas commenting on your looks without actually saying it... like pullin a chick and then "you know pookie was tryna holla at her before you came around and I was like nikka you got no chance"
4) Women you don't know all-around avoiding you
5) Women having nervous energy if they don't know you well. I remember going to my homegirls place and she had roommates. I'm on the couch, and her roommate comes in with t-shirt and jeans, doesn't say anything. Then 20 minutes later, she's poppin out her room to go to the bathroom or grab food acting like you aren't there in booty shorts and a tight crop top.

 

[Thurgood Thurston III]

It's super easy for a man to be considered attractive y'all just have to look clean and dress like you aren't homeless. The bar is extremely low for y'all.

What did you just say?

Stats literally say otherwise,

As a matter of fact, would you like to make a ban bet? Or we could bet money

If not, don't ever speak on this again.

 

[King]

All that handsome shyt is overrated

 

[Manolo]

What did you just say?

Stats literally say otherwise,

As a matter of fact, would you like to make a ban bet? Or we could bet money

If not, don't ever speak on this again.

Women say this because they literally don’t register unattractive men. The only men they notice are attractive so to them, there’s just “so many” and it’s “so easy”

 

[Thurgood Thurston III]

The world that jonathan majors is considered attractive. Just look in the media it's super easy for a man to be considered sexy when he works out and take care of himself.

Celebrities don't count.

 

[Thurgood Thurston III]

All that handsome shyt is overrated

Shut the fukk up.

Get the fukk out of this thread or ban bet, fakkit

 

[Manolo]

The world that jonathan majors is considered attractive. Just look in the media it's super easy for a man to be considered sexy when he works out and take care of himself.

He had to take steroids and become a famous actor to be considered attractive. Jonathan Majors with a 9-5 and a gym membership isn’t getting any play from black women

 

[A Pimp Named Slickback]

All that handsome shyt is overrated

It really is. I would rather be "he's kinda cute" than handsome. This attention is overrated. All this drama because I'm a good person who talks to women on a platonic and professional women

This shyt really made me realize the physical appearance means nothing near as much as self esteem. Some of these people.....


Just straight toxicity. Projection, causing drama because of jealousy, gossiping about who I "might" be thinking about talking to, lying on my name so they get to have me over the ones I actually want, shyt is too much

 

[Xcenai]

when people started calling me handsome, I thought my brother was going around telling them to say that

but then I really thought about it and came to realize that was a very stupid assumption

 

[King]

It really is. I would rather be "he's kinda cute" than handsome. This attention is overrated. All this drama because I'm a good person who talks to women on a platonic and professional women

This shyt really made me realize the physical appearance means nothing near as much as self esteem. Some of these people.....


Just straight toxicity. Projection, causing drama because of jealousy, gossiping about who I "might" be thinking about talking to, lying on my name so they get to have me over the ones I actually want, shyt is too much

Women don’t even like handsome dudes like that.

They psyche themselves out a lot. Average dudes who take care of themselves get the most play because most women feel comfortable with them. They can see themselves with a dude like that.

 

[old boy]

It's super easy for a man to be considered attractive y'all just have to look clean and dress like you aren't homeless. The bar is extremely low for y'all.

i dapped you because i kinda see we're you're going with this lol. but lemme break it down further. attractiveness for men isn't as cut & dry as it is for women. with women it is just straight up genetics: face, hair, ass, titties, body alignment, & weight distribution. that's it, you either got that from God or you lost. no control over that. but for a man there is more room to be attractive because we have something else on our side: body language.

men are attracted to what they see & impressed by what they hear. while women are impressed by what they see and attracted to what they hear. so just like having a mouthpiece the body language of a man is actually him talking to chicks devoid of actually moving his mouth & a chick's eyes are "hearing" what he is saying to her. for example olivia newton john's 1981 song let's get physical where on the hook she says, "let me hear your body talk." a woman can hear your body talk ya dig

now i understand that i am about to use celebrity names so nikkas will want to deflect with "but they got money and fame" but we're all anonymous over the web so this is the best i can do. trust me it applies so walk with me and n/h in advance: but look at p diddy, he's not an ugly brother like craig mack but in no way is he what any woman would consider conventionally handsome. but sean john's body language says confidence at all times, so it doesn't matter if he didn't look like kim porter's ex & baby daddy al b sure. a man like diddy can forgo genetic deficiencies in a way that a woman cannot & it not just with money, whips, and fame. it's masculine body language which we all end up reading as swag, charisma or rizz for generation z lol.

other men who fit this bill n/h times a billion would be lil wayne, dennis rodman, pete davidson, and steve buscemi. find me one bytch who would be the aesthetic equivalent of those men who could garner interest from the opposite sex like they can. you won't.

 

[JesusFOREVER]

people are nice to you even if you're imcompotent

 

[JesusFOREVER]

Several male family members: “ugly ass nikka” said in many ways.

Same male family members now: “You ain't no ugly dude” said in many ways never directly saying I'm handsome unless it's an old head and it's usually in reference as to why my interactions with women are different than theirs.

Women, related or not are just blunt and speak to the symmetry of my face now as opposed to how they essentially used to tell me that God would help me find someone.

yea this is the one