signs you're in a bad barbershop

[Atlrocafella]

Ive caught so many Ls in the barbershop so this thread hits pretty close to home

Make an appointment with a barber and hes likr 3 hours behind

Go get your cut from your dad's friend. Happened to me multiple times as a youngin. Hairline would be crooked as hell. Showing up to school like

When the barber is shaping u up and is spending too much time on one side than backs up to look at your hairline. Ans u see him make the as hes trying to figure out how hes going to fix your shyt

I stopped going to a barber for pulling that lame shyt. Set an appointment, show up on time and the nicca is like " I got two in front of you bruh, won't take long" , that nicca never cut my hair again.

 

[Lo-Co]

I was outside a white barbershop once.
My uncle offered to take me in there
I hit him with the

 

[Lo-Co]

If Marty McFly got some clippers





Yes I know I'm going to hell for that.

I bet he uses a blender to write Morse code.

 

[Lo-Co]

also can't stand when my barber eats while cutting me. nikkas will eat wings and fries, wipe their hands on their shirt, then proceed to touch your head

Barber was eating a whopper and that shyt stunk. Slurping his drink mad loud.

 

[Lo-Co]

If there's a long line of cats that had appointments but everyone still waiting. And I know most of yall heathens won't agree with me but when they got unedited music blasting or they got Friday playing on TV and I'm in there with my youngns. Its mad unprofessional and shows that they not about they business.

I remember a shop I was in was Blasting DMX's first album with a bunch of kids in the shop

 

[madness]

my barber decided to put a PS3 in the shop when the system first dropped, thinkin it would be a great way for customers to kill time and socialize while waiting for cuts. nikkas started fighting over madden and 2K games and dudes would catch feelings when they get laughed out the shop when they got blown out. it got to a point where dudes who weren't even getting cuts were hanging around in the shop like looking to make a quick $5 by challenging nikkas.

the PS3 lasted 2 weeks before the shop took it out

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

Barbers answering phone calls at any point of a cut


I was going to say if there's a female at a booth, but one of the best cuts I had was by a lady barber