Simon Cowell turns down $150K to analyze Couples fukking

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Simon CowellForget 'X Factor,' I Nearly Judged Couple's Sex Factor... Turned Down $150K to Analyze Intimacy​

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Published May 8, 2025 7:21 AM PDT | Updated May 8, 2025 8:42 AM PDT

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NOT TO JUDGE...How To Fail with Elizabeth Day
Simon Cowell's known for being a bit nasty to contestants on the TV shows he judges ... but, a couple wanted him to get nasty in the bedroom too -- asking him to judge them while they did the deed.
The former "American Idol" judge sat for an interview on the "How to Fail with Elizabeth Day" podcast ... and, Day asked him what people say to him most when they stop him in the street.
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Cowell says fans -- particularly Americans -- used to ask him all the time to be rude to them ... a request he usually turned down.
However, one couple wanted to take Cowell's meanness from the streets to the sheets ... coming up to ask him if he'd be willing to judge them while they got it on.
The couple offered Cowell $150,000 for his sexpert opinion ... and, Cowell admits he thought about it a bit before politely declining.

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Cowell rose to fame as a record executive in the 1980s and '90s ... before he became world-renowned as the straight-shooting -- sometimes cruel -- judge on "American Idol" alongside Randy Jackson and Paula Abdul.

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He's appeared as a judge on multiple TV shows since ... like "The X Factor" -- where he helped form One Direction -- and "America's Got Talent."
Cowell's got a pretty busy schedule ... but, if he's looking to start a new show, maybe he can get Randy and Paula to come back together and break down every hip thrust on OnlyFans!

Simon Cowell Says He Turned Down $150K to Judge Couple's Sex Session

Simon Cowell's known for being a bit nasty to contestants on the TV shows he judges ... but, a couple wanted him to get nasty in the bedroom too -- asking him to judge them while they did the deed.

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[Canada Goose]

I would turn this down too if I was him dude is filthy rich from being a judge on American Idol & X Factor. He can afford to pass up on this offer.

 

[feelosofer]

American Cuckold.

Judges: Simon Cowell, Mr.Marcus and Sara Jay

 

[TL15]

I would turn this down too if I was him dude is filthy rich from being a judge on American Idol & X Factor. He can afford to pass up on this offer.

What? Bro you could put a huge down payment on a rental property and just make passive income on that forever just by watching someone fyck for 10 minutes

 

[MustafaSTL]

What the cuck?

 

[Peter Popoff]

Wild, they didn't hit up .

 

[Jaguar93]

What’s up with white people and cuckery

 

[ScoopNScore]

We missed a golden opportunity

"Stop, stop, stop those strokes are just ghastly you're moving those hips like Lexington Steele after the harness. And the young lady isn't helping either...I've seen more motion from driftwood the war is over, you don't need to lie back and think of England again. Leave the bed and come back next week with something better"

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

That joker know he took that money

 

[Doobie Doo]

What the cuck?

Simon Cucwell

 

[⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐]

Remember when the satirical content in GTA was outlandish

How they gonna do that now?

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Backshots dreadful. Like seriously, a turtle could fukk better than you.
I went to funerals with more action than you both tonight. Bloody terrible.
My God, you call that a cock? I have seen koalas packing a better sausage than you
That c*nt has seen better days. Utterly terrifying.

 

[3rdWorld]

This is only news to the non 6 certs, certified..

 

[Straw Hat Luffy]

American Cuckold.

Judges: Simon Cowell, Mr.Marcus and Sara Jay

Mr. Marcus: Ayo, DAWG I know you did your thing out there you should be proud of yourself

Sara Jay: *breaks out into a cry* wow what an inspiration story and moment— give me a hug guys

Simon Cowell: that missionary scene was dreadful; it put me to sleep

*crowd boos*

 

[QU Hectic]

This takes me back to the 90s Shannon Tweed “Skinamax” films