I'm a SIMP
Be a low down, dirty, disloyal, dikk-slinging dog but you better not never, ever -
1. Discuss home
2. Berate me to her
3. Spend money
4. Catch any STDs or feelings
5. Impregnate her
6. Treat her "better than the one that you're loving when she's nothing but the one that you're f-cking."
7. Meet her to your friends or family
8. Have me being the last one to know while the phonies smile all in my face
9. Bring her in my house or car
I despise cheaters but if I'm going to get done dirty, I better not have a clue/inclination/suspicion/thought. She better be THEE EPITOME OF A DIRTY LITTLE SECRET
PS - SIMPS kill out of passion

