Since Women Are Incapable Of Being Straight Up..Tell Us The Creative Ways They Let You Know They...

[The Fade]

When she says “have a good work out” from behind the counter after you sign yourself in the gym

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Real talk I ask them sexual questions. My friends I could tell are simps get pissed off when I ask chicks right in front of them if they are down to have sex. “Dude you can’t tell a girl that she will get offended” nikka That ain’t my issue. She feeling me.

Dont let them say "boy you play too much".
You got it right in the bag right there

 

[Mike809]

When she blinks at you.

 

[Thurgood Thurston III]

Once a female asks for my name, it's likely she wants to fukk. I just gotta get them to the crib.

Because the women that don't want to fukk, NEVER ask for my name.

 

[Arithmetic]

Some of y'all are horrible at these threads. Always posting the obvious.

 

[old_timer]

"hey, just so you know
I have this latex allergy
....
There's this brand called skyn

Me: huh??
Her: "They have skyn everywhere.. Like Walmart, tar-jay, and dollar general
(since I know you like shopping at dollar general)
The pack is black with yellow gold type lettering.. Skyn with a y
Google it
Know what I mean, o_t?? "

Me: what??

..

 

[Neuromancer]

I fukking hate signs because I'm blunt as a mace. I've had women tell me they wanted to fukk after the fact but didn't want me to think this or that. shyt is the most annoying part of being single asking did I plan for you to come back to my house before we met up or what. Does it matter you're here. Be an adult and say what you mean.

 

[Marzupial]

When she says “have a good work out” from behind the counter after you sign yourself in the gym