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shyt just feels so right brehs.


You just sit down , point your dikk towards the water and just :ahh:


shyt's so sanitary too and based, fukk I need to be peeing all over the seat for?

The only goater pisses than this are the pisses you take in the winter and you feel like :ahh: seeing the steam come out and ur body temp immediately rises afterwards.
 

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word. :laff: @ these savages letting piss splash on their person. What part of the game is that? :gag:
 

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only broads piss sittin on the seat :skip: men aim they shyt. thats half the fukkin fun.
 

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word. :laff: @ these savages letting piss splash on their person. What part of the game is that? :gag:

nikkas got piss steam all over their jeans talmbout we fly high...

nikkas smelling like urinal cakes...

nikkas smelling like a bladder bag

nikkas smellin like a cat litterbox


not me tho:mjpls:
 

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I cosign, but only at home on my custom-made, foot-deep toilet in the master bath. Anything else and the best I can do is squat over the toilet to avoid my member coiling around like a vomiting cobra on the disgusting inner porcelain :scusthov:
 

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I cosign, but only at home on my custom-made, foot-deep toilet in the master bath. Anything else and the best I can do is squat over the toilet to avoid my member coiling around like a vomiting cobra on the disgusting inner porcelain :scusthov:

Knowing what has transpired today, do you really want to post in a thread started by me?
 

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I started doing this when I was mad young 'cause my mom was always complaining when I missed.
 

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fukking retarded.

it doesnt flow out at once. its shoots out in small burst
 

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:snoop: :smh: as a man the only time it is acceptable to pee sitting down is if youre takin a shyt or you have a false alarm shyt. where were yalls fathers?
ole hey daddy is this how i hold my dikk ass nikka :scusthov:
 
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