Skynet won. Pack it up, brehs.

[Secure Da Bag]

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Scientists in Boston have created living robot cells manipulated to reproduce themselves.

Skynet or Ghost in the Shell or Matrix? Which EoW scenario we picking brehs and brehetes?

 

[mc_brew]

give me the matrix.....

 

[mc_brew]

also, #catset

 

[AtlienInTheGoodieMob]

give me the matrix.....

For real leave me plugged in inside my incubation pod

 

[CopiousX]

Yahoo is part of the Yahoo family of brands



Skynet or Ghost in the Shell or Matrix? Which EoW scenario we picking brehs and brehetes?

Clickbait.



Those aren't even robots. They are tadpole eggs that those scientists are cloning themselves using machinery instead of letting them reproduce naturally/sexually



Came here genuinely expecting a miracle. TheColi is on some bullsht this week between this and the zimbabwe man who was supposed to undo thermodynamics in TVs but didnt.

 

[null]

the zimbabwe man who was supposed to undo thermodynamics in TVs but didnt.

it only works with one show breh

 

[Neuromancer]

Gray goo.

 

[Neuromancer]

zimbabwe man who was supposed to undo thermodynamics in TVs but didnt.

How the fukk do you undo thermodynamics?

 

[CopiousX]

How the fukk do you undo thermodynamics?

Exactly my point.

TheColi article (and it's associated Worldstar link) stated that dude figured out how to power a household appliance independent of power sources. Came in there prouder than a mofo expecting some black zimbwaean scientist to have cracked perpetual motion or energy creation. They even had a news crew visit him.


Turns out all he did was rig wireless charging to his store-bought TV instead.


Link-≥ Zimbabwean Man Creates The 1st Ever Self-Powered TV That Requires No Electrical Connection



To make matters worse,I had my hopes up on him cause scientists had recently figured out how to regrow neurons and we're also working on a damn HIV vaccine. Thought breh was next up

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

give me the matrix.....

Ignorance is bliss

 

[Neuromancer]

Exactly my point.

TheColi article (and it's associated Worldstar link) stated that dude figured out how to power a household appliance independent of power sources. Came in there prouder than a mofo expecting some black zimbwaean scientist to have cracked perpetual motion or energy creation. They even had a news crew visit him.


Turns out all he did was rig wireless charging to his store-bought TV instead.


Link-≥ Zimbabwean Man Creates The 1st Ever Self-Powered TV That Requires No Electrical Connection



To make matters worse,I had my hopes up on him cause scientists had recently figured out how to regrow neurons and we're also working on a damn HIV vaccine. Thought breh was next up

Damn. That sucks. I thought we had the next J. Robert Oppenheimer up.

 

[ViShawn]

Hope it's going to be a Ghost in The Shell type of reality.

 

[MidniteJay]

Of course. We have too many Ted Faro types running around unchecked.

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

Skynet

 

[Consigliere]

I thought Yahoo being part of Yahoo was the singularity.

You had me worried for a sec.