Sleep Paralysis, Dreaming i'm on the Barber Chair

[Ohene]

Got damn that was some fukked up shyt


I was caught sleeping on my stomach apparently which I usually dont do but I guess I rolled on it. I dont know if its usually on back or stomach but anyways...tell me how I was dreaming that I was jamie foxx on the barber chair and this nikka was about to fukk shyt up.

First off, the barbers razor was sharp as fawk and I kept telling him to ease up / stop but the nikka was like, "nah" just ignoring the fukk outta me.

Then after he dealt with my facial hair with his sharp as blade he started shaping my sideburns. Hardly as the nikka cut through the whole sideburn and started giving me a big ass forehead.

I was finally able to roll on my side after like 3 minutes of this shyt, Mighta been 10 minutes who knows.


Got damn, sleep paralysis at the barber shop, how cruel is that

 

[Kings County]

so u were awake just couldnt move?

 

[BlackDiBiase]

I was caught sleeping on his stomach apparently which I usually dont do but I guess I rolled on it. I dont know if its usually on back or stomach but anyways...

 

[Ohene]

yea man.

I was consciously making the attempt to wake up fully and shyt...but I just couldnt move. It felt like all i could do was twitch my head but then I mustered the strength. I even knew it was a dream so I didnt bother checking my waves,v hairline or none of that.

I could go into more detail about what happened before and after i got my cut but I will refrain

Scary shyt...cant be fukking with nikkas hair..demonic

 

[Kings County]

I could go into more detail about what happened before and after i got my cut but I will refrain

details breh im already shook scared to sleep

 

[Ohene]

At first it said a nikka slept on his chest...

switched it from I slept forgot to edit the his to make it my

 

[ugksam]

im sowwy you had a scawy dweam

 

[malbaker86]

I use.to have this happen to me. I was "awake" but i just couldnt move and open my eyes. Normally i would count to 3 and try to jerk my body awake or just fall back to sleep to wake up later

 

[Soundbwoy]

im sowwy you had a scawy dweam

this shyt gets me every time

 

[MagicMan]

When we sleep the body releases hormones that stop us from getting up and physically acting out our dreams. Normally our minds and body are in synch and wake up at the same time, but if your mind wakes up first "Sleep Paralysis". If your body wakes first your sleep walking into a wall or some shyt.

 

[Ohene]

haha, sorry I was at Home Depot...maybe i'll explain more to the dream later

 

[Chief Beef]

Thats some fukkd up shyt

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

this shyt gets me every time

Doesn't get any daps though.

 

[Coli Bot]

 

[Still Benefited]

I don't think that's sleep paralysis...u can't dream u sumbody else at sum other place during sleep paralysis I don't think.