Busted_Toes
Veteran
I got this coworker that any time he drinks, he just has to SLURP and GULP and i can FUKKING HEAR IT!!... and they from another culture(Middle East), so i don't know if they are aware that table manners are different in America .. every sip of liquid, its *SLURP* *GULP* 
in increments of 10 fukking minutes.. 9 to 5 every 10 minutes *SLURP* and *GULP*.. i got to listen to this shyt 
i know for a fact he don't get no bytches. shyt sounds so fukkin nasty *SLURP* *GULP* *CHEW* *SMACK* How come i can hear this shyt?!?! I'm really trying to be patient with the fact they from another culture but i feel the rage building!!
If i hear one more *SLURP* and *GULP* !!! It sounds so obnoxious, am i the only one in the office that hear this shyt!!!!
Is this karma for me watching porn!! You don't even have to do that shyt!!! 
Be 45 with no Table manners brehs..
in increments of 10 fukking minutes.. 9 to 5 every 10 minutes *SLURP* and *GULP*.. i got to listen to this shyt i know for a fact he don't get no bytches. shyt sounds so fukkin nasty *SLURP* *GULP* *CHEW* *SMACK* How come i can hear this shyt?!?! I'm really trying to be patient with the fact they from another culture but i feel the rage building!!If i hear one more *SLURP* and *GULP* !!! It sounds so obnoxious, am i the only one in the office that hear this shyt!!!!
Is this karma for me watching porn!! You don't even have to do that shyt!!! Be 45 with no Table manners brehs..
