Smart Homes are fukking up the dating game

[Mr Hate Coffee]

Me and my girl live together and that shyt snitches at the highest level.

Bae: You gone pick me up from the airport right?
Me: *playing 2K* yeah I’m on the way now.
Bae: *10 minutes later*. Why you lying?!? The outdoor ring camera showed no motion and the garage sensor says you haven’t left yet.
Me:

Not to mention the challenges a cheating nikka would have by trying to bring a chick over. Ring cloud dvr saving all of that.

 

[BlackAchilles]

Live inside the HAL 9000 breh

 

[Kane1]

How you let your house tell on you breh

 

[Ghost Utmost]

Have you figured out that the smart house is a dumb idea yet?

 

[Meowth tote da Uzi]

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

no thanks for data on you to be collected and profited off of.

my privacy is priceless.

 

[bigdaddy88]

thats the future bruh, smart homes and smart cities betta develop some strategies to buck the system

 

[87 others]

One of my managers at work has that. He be talking to his girl through the door camera on his phone. shyt's creepy as fukk.

 

[patscorpio]

One of my managers at work has that. He be talking to his girl through the door camera on his phone. shyt's creepy as fukk.

same with one of my coworkers...she had it set up to monitor the cats that were doing some work on her house

 

[Vandelay]

Trade your freedom for convenience brehs

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

shyt even cook your food for you and not let it burn

this is going to fukk up the game for medium chicks that had to cook to find a way into a mans heart

 

[Thurgood Thurston III]

Jump jump the house is jumpin