Smart Mattress Detects Movement on Bed, Sends Text Message to Spouse to Deter Cheating

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Smart mattress lets you know if your partner is cheating

• James Badcock, madrid

15 APRIL 2016 • 10:50AM


A Spanish company has created a hi-tech mattress intended to tell the buyer whether their partner is being unfaithful in the conjugal bed when left alone at home.

The “Smarttress” looks like any other mattress, but the manufacturer says that its concealed sensors detect suspicious movements in the bed. If the pressure matches algorithms based on research carried out on sexual motions, the worried partner will receive a warning on his or her mobile phone.

“If your partner isn’t faithful, then at least your mattress will be,” is the slogan being used by the bed maker Durmet.

extramarital affairs website Ashley Madison put the number of subscribers in Spain at over a million, with men having an average of 2.4 secret affairs each year, compared with 1.3 for women.

According to one of the engineers who developed the so-called Lover Detection System, when the ultrasonic sensors inside the mattress detect rhythmic movements, the communication system sends information to a server.

“If it detects suspicious activity regarding time of use, frequency, intensity or speed, it sends a notification to the phone terminal with which it is linked," said Iván Miranda.

Durmet say the technology is so advanced that the jealous app user will be able to see in real time what parts of the bed are seeing the most activity, giving him or her a mental picture of exactly what their partner is up to.

“You can’t imagine the tests we have done to make sure the system works correctly,” laughed Mr Miranda, explaining that the mattress can distinguish between, say, a pet dog jumping onto the bed and the sensual movements of a furtive lover.

The cost of a basic double-bed size Smarttress is around £1,200













Bed algorithms like

 

[Supa cat]

That mattress is a chatty patty

Snitching and shyt

 

[Doobie Doo]

Spend extra money on this mattress while your significant other gets fukked in hotels, motels and side dude's beds brehs.

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

Spend extra money on this mattress while your significant other gets fukked in hotels, motels and side dude's beds brehs.

shyt dont even have to leave the house breh. Dresser, couch, bathroom counter, dining table, the floor right next to the bed

Plus who the fukk would buy this bed anyway? Just call it quits

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

I get a little too into it when I masturbate sometimes tho

 

[Doobie Doo]

I get a little to into it when I masturbate sometimes tho

Then you will get a phone call

 

[RAX 010]

 

[Rocket Scientist]

You share that mattress.

 

[Neil Tyson]

Expensive too.

 

[ManxOfxThexYear]

If you have to buy this bed you shouldn't be in the relationship to begin with



Why is this concept so hard for people to understand.

 

[dennis roadman]

coli dudes gonna be vigorously fappin in bed and get interrupted by their phone

 

[BlackBall]

 

[unit321]

A Spanish company has created a hi-tech mattress intended to tell the buyer whether their partner is being unfaithful in the conjugal bed when left alone at home.

The “Smarttress” looks like any other mattress, but the manufacturer says that its concealed sensors detect suspicious movements in the bed. If the pressure matches algorithms based on research carried out on sexual motions, the worried partner will receive a warning on his or her mobile phone.

The cost of a basic double-bed size Smarttress is around £1,200

Pretty sure a dude would stop using the mattress if he was a cheater.

 

[Ghostface Trillah]

Just going to have your wife getting her back blown out on the table you eat dinner on.

Nope that ain't dried up mayo

 

[lightbearerchef]

Might needa invest in these