Smart Mattress Detects Movement on Bed, Sends Text Message to Spouse to Deter Cheating

[TKOK]

they just gonna fukk somewhere else.

 

[Remote]

A father is gonna be in bed playing WWE with his kids and his wife gonna file divorce papers.

Book it.

 

[Dre Space Age]

Lmfaooooo cheating nikkas gonna have t stuff a blow up doll under the bed and pull it out as their alibi

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

Spend extra money on this mattress while your significant other gets fukked in hotels, motels and side dude's beds brehs.

Exactly. If a mofo can afford that bed, they can afford a cheap motel room.

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

Going to bust in on their teenage daughter getting waxed.

 

[Roberto Firmino]

coli dudes gonna be vigorously fappin in bed and get interrupted by their phone

Team NoFap never loses

 

[Man]

@courtdog

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

this is stupid....the best places to fukk married women been the floor, their couch or kids beds

I've done the kids room thing before

Why you make me revisit this memory