Smoking Finally Catching Up With Me: How Do You Detox?

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Smoking ciggs and spliffs finally catching up to me. anyone know good way to clean the body of toxins? besides the obvious sweating and pissing and working out. Gallons of water? Mucuenx? Steam rooms?
 

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smoke something stronger uhh like crack...
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Breh, I hear if you just drink a buncha water you won't get all that cancer that society's been warning you about for honestly decades.

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I don't think there is one for smoking. You just need to let your body filter it out with time. :ehh:
 

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fukkmylifestyle, guess im kinda lookin for short cuts to help but there are none.
found some shyt :ehh:

8. Vitamin E and C

Smoking robs your body of essential vitamins like vitamin C, so drinking orange juice and eating fruits that contain vitamin C will help restore your body back to normal health and well-being. - grab some vitamin e pills at the store theyre like 7 bucks


6. High Fiber Foods

Fiber can help eliminate the toxins that build up over time from your cigarette smoking.

grab some of this

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i drink this a few times a week anyway, keeps you regular
 

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Pretty much.


Is this for health reasons?
yea this shyt is always comin out of my pores like an alcoholic and alcohol. I work from home so I can smoke whenever. I already cut everything back but it sucks haven't to wait for your body to regulate with sticky salty sweat. I don't sweat when Im high tho, weird.
 

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Do a 7 day fast consisting of,

3 day Water Fast, Do nothing but drink water. U can shower.
Then a 4 day dry fast. It's when u fast and dont touch water at all.

=7 days, Then you'll be straight, and cleaned out thoroughly.

If u do it.
When u break the fast, drink water first. Nothing but water for two hours. then u can eat fruits, veggies and nuts afterwards for the rest of the day.
u can do what u do, the day after.

Also moringa tea powder is something to buy after the fast. Its a good product to take daily, again, after the fast.
 
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If your trying to get pass a piss test, I found three methods that work for me ...

1. Google a product call detoxify green clean herbal cleanse with green tea metaboost .

Before I use this product, I go on a fast of fatty foods for 2 to 5 days while drinking a gallon of water a day .

On the day of the test the first thing I do is get up at least an hour or two before my appointment used the product as directed . I would make sure I drink at least a half gallon in between the bottles inside the package.

Also before actually taking the test I would pop vitamins B and iron so my piss has color and piss at least three times.

Last step always make sure you give them piss from mid stream.


2) certo aka sure jell

If you couldn't afford the first method this is the next best thing. I follow this same step as before the only difference is i use Gatorade because that shyt is nasty..
Pour both pouches into your favorite drink
Drink up .


3. If your taking a mouth swab you're in luck. It's the easiest test to pass. I love this method because you can stop blowing a day before and still pass the next .

You will need some strong mouth wash, toothpaste, baking soda and vinger.

I mix the toothpaste and baking soda together and mix the mouthwash with vinger

I would brush my teeth and wash out my mouth at least 6 for at least 5 minutes before the next day .

On the day of test do your regular routine, however before entering the building you want to make sure you do one more complete mouth rinse without vinger...

DO NOT USE Listerine strips before taking said mouth swab for some reason the test will come back as a misread and you will have to redo the test..

4) if you have more than 3 weeks to detox , I would take a break hit the gym heavy with cardio and you will be good


My last bit of advice by some cheap drugs test from dollar general so you know where you stand.
 
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