cats filled with opium, two of the internet's favourite... wait, I'm getting reports that the internet is not actually that into opium. sorry.
somebody actually tried to smuggle two snakes stuffed in clay pots TO australia. because there's a... shortage? I think?
pringles made from compressed cocaine, 168gs to a pack. once you pop those, you should stop.
bricks of hashish stamped with a lebanese cedar, 85kgs of which were supposed to be shipped TO the netherlands. because there's a... shortage? I think?
42 bottles of liquid ketamine, declared as holy water. by a canadian, no less.
wiipads stuffed with marijuana
where there's a mexican border, there's a t-shirt cannon to send canisters of marijuana over it with
15 clams, each filled with 10g of cocaine and glued shut. might have gone swimmingly on a fishing trawler, at the airport? didn't fly there.
"In August 2011, authorities with the Federal Public Revenue Administration of Argentina found cocaine concealed in tiny screws carried by a Peruvian man flying from Buenos Aires to South Africa. In total, the smuggler had some 20 kilograms (44 pounds) of cocaine hidden among screws and other items on his person."
you take a brick of methamphetamine, you cover it in chocolate, re-seal the package, and try to get 45 of them to japan. as you do. (might have been cocaine, reports vary)
15gs of amphetamine and 46 ecstasy pills were supposed to be smuggled into prison inside a diaper
dead beetles from peru, 100 of them, stuffed with 300gs of cocaine. no, not each.
"According to police, smugglers mixed drugs in crayons and sent them to prisoners. However, guards noticed orange discoloration and looked closer." not pictured? the actual crayons. just imagine crayons with an orange tint.
