Snarky Jobber names

[Alexander The Great]

One of my favorite things about WWE classics ondemand was watching those 80s episodes of NWA wrestling.
I remember watching one episode and they had this jobber named Randy Hogan

obviously a play on Randy Savage and Hulk Hogan.

I vaguely remember the wwf having a guy with similar name as a shot back to wcw but can't remember his name.

of course we all know of Virgil

who was a rib on Virgil "Dusty" Rhodes.

then went on to be named Vincent after Vince McMahon when he went to wcw in the 90s

WWF also had Gilberg...a parody of Goldberg.



got me thinking, can we come up with some good jobber names. like



N.D. Darling

Nick B. Heyzeus

Owen Dajoos

Dixie Broak

 

[Playaz Eyez]

I'll never forget Ken Raper

 

[Alexander The Great]

I'll never forget Ken Raper

as in Kin raper???

 

[Riley Escobar]

 

[Scott_Steiner]

KAL LORIE

RAY SIST

KEVIN NASH

HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME

 

[Lord Scion]

KAL LORIE

RAY SIST

KEVIN NASH

HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME

 

[King Ka$h]

I'll never forget Ken Raper

Who's that?

 

[Heelish]

I'll never forget Ken Raper

@mrken12 taking on that @I-Hate-You gimmick?

 

[Mr. Negative]

Dixie Broak

it look like she got a 85 caprice classic headlight around her waist.

 

[TL15]

Dolph Ziggler

 

[DaylitoJames]

Even by mid-90s standards how was this allowed? Imagine if he won a match you would have to hear the commentary go "Raper wins!" His finisher was probably called "The Sneak Attack" or some shyt like that

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Max L.

Lenny Lambda

Byran Breeze

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Byran Breeze

Roided up Donald Cerrone

 

[Alexander The Great]

Even by mid-90s standards how was this allowed? Imagine if he won a match you would have to hear the commentary go "Raper wins!" His finisher was probably called "The Sneak Attack" or some shyt like that

if he used the sleeper as his finish

or the rear naked choke

 

[Giovani]

Owen Dajoos