In my experience, ladies hit the chick and scold the dude. U?
so a girl comes at your man. who are you screaming on first?
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CinnaSlim
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Only cuz u asked.I need more details
was at the bar and this married lady friend, never involved wit her like that, sat on my lap on some "i aint seent you in like a year!". She just had twins and had to deal with all that. As she sits down, my girl rushes over like 
and i had to break it up before it got physical. My girl didn't say anything to me until the next day. Like "that lady turnedOut to be nice but can you please not have girls on ur lap, baby?". I obliged even tho i have 3-4 chicks that are like my sisters So we hug, kiss (italian cheeK style), pinch and all of that.
CinnaSlim
Queen of Swords
Only cuz u asked.
Out to be nice but can you please not have girls on ur lap, baby?". I obliged even tho i have 3-4 chicks that are like my sisters So we hug, kiss (italian cheeK style), pinch and all of that.
Ah... Ok. So I'd probably be like:
"umm... Who the fukk is this?"
"excuse me sweetie, but you need to get the hell off my man"
"And you
why the fukk you got bytches all in your lap for? You got something I need to know?" 
If she apologizes, I might be like "Alright, just don't let this shyt happen again."
(why the fukk is this hoe hopping in random nikkas laps anyway? 
#wheredeydodatat
Were you single last time she saw you? If so, you should have checked her and apologized to your girl...profusely.Only cuz u asked.
Out to be nice but can you please not have girls on ur lap, baby?". I obliged even tho i have 3-4 chicks that are like my sisters So we hug, kiss (italian cheeK style), pinch and all of that.
I was and i did.
This aint just some ho tho, per se. She's also a comic. We travel, see each other naked, fight for each other, etc. It was over the line but also a clash of culture.Ah... Ok. So I'd probably be like:
"umm... Who the fukk is this?"
"excuse me sweetie, but you need to get the hell off my man"
"And you
If she apologizes, I might be like "Alright, just don't let this shyt happen again."
#wheredeydodatat
Now, what happint after that was wild. This other chick waited for my gf to go to the bathroom to be like "you don't think i got a fat ass?!". She dropped trough and i looked away like
. Now had my girl swung on her i would have understood. I just didnt mention it because i wanted to go to sleep without bandages.bytch would've easily caught that good ole fade from me, no questions asked.
That chick woulda gotten the nastiest of looks and would have gotten as far a possible from you. You would have gotten an ear full when we got home like 'Who tha fukk is the bytch that was sittin on ya dikk!?! Who is the bytch?! She lucky she wasnt pickin herself and her teeth off the floor!!!' I woulda went all the way the fukk off. But yeah, when your in a relationship those type of friends can get you in trouble with your girl, as you now see. I'm glad you apologized. It was a misunderstanding. But she shoulda just hugged you, not sat in your lap. THATS where she fukked up.
PartyHeart
All Star
If she knew I was there its obvious she was trying to be disrespectful and I would check her. If she didn't, I would yell at him when we get home because why on earth does this woman even feel comfortable sitting on your lap when she thinks I'm not around?
But why don't chicks ever go harder on their man?
Not that i want em to but had it been my girl i would have...
Oh...ok...nvm i get it
Not that i want em to but had it been my girl i would have...
Oh...ok...nvm i get it
Because I know my man. He ain't out here acting reckless with broads behind my back.But why don't chicks ever go harder on their man?
Not that i want em to but had it been my girl i would have...
Oh...ok...nvm i get it
If he was going along with it and not checking her before I got to her then it would be a problem.
And it ain't even an insecurity issue, its broads not respecting boundaries.
From experience, the one girl I dealt with when this happened was disgusted and ready to fight the girl since she was using the typical slick talk on some "I haven't seen you in a while Fons 
"while looking me up and down..It was incredibly disrespectful so I didn't blame her for getting tight, but I obviously wasn't trying to be on WSHH either and diffused it....and no I never even messed with the girl like that for her to think saying some shyt like that was kosher.
I was innocent in her eyes though
"while looking me up and down..It was incredibly disrespectful so I didn't blame her for getting tight, but I obviously wasn't trying to be on WSHH either and diffused it....and no I never even messed with the girl like that for her to think saying some shyt like that was kosher.I was innocent in her eyes though
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Why is married woman going around sitting on other mens laps?
It depends on the situation. If it was someone who didn't know I was there AND that he was in a relationship I'm not going to go hard at him you can't control other people's actions. As long as he is checking her.
Anything else he would get it the most because who is she to be comfortable doing that? Whether I am there or not its disrespectful.
I remember when I was doing a rotation on the front desk at an old job. My cousin walked in, I hadn't seen him in years. So I hopped up to give him a hug. He was with a chick but I didn't even think to not hug him, because he was my cousin
She gave me the 
I was like, ..."um he is my cousin..." Her face got even more stank. I was like 
It's not my fault you dealt with scandalous dudes who lied about family members.
It depends on the situation. If it was someone who didn't know I was there AND that he was in a relationship I'm not going to go hard at him you can't control other people's actions. As long as he is checking her.
Anything else he would get it the most because who is she to be comfortable doing that? Whether I am there or not its disrespectful.
I remember when I was doing a rotation on the front desk at an old job. My cousin walked in, I hadn't seen him in years. So I hopped up to give him a hug. He was with a chick but I didn't even think to not hug him, because he was my cousin
She gave me the I was like, ..."um he is my cousin..." Her face got even more stank. I was like It's not my fault you dealt with scandalous dudes who lied about family members.
This is pretty funny because I think most men have been in situations like this where we are either totally oblivious or we don't think its a big deal aka enjoy the attention that we are getting from another woman blatantly.
That type of behavior you kinda expect women to get from men, dudes will attempt to holla at a woman with there man like 50 feet away, who just got married and has a new born in her arms. Where as most women aren't blatantly trying to holla let alone making physical contact with men they are interested and are even less likely if they have a girl around.
Seeing your girl heat up its like
What can I do?
Then they get a little bit more upset and its like
A bit more and we are like
Until finally it like
In the back of ours head though we thinking, "Better stop taking a nikka for granted"
That type of behavior you kinda expect women to get from men, dudes will attempt to holla at a woman with there man like 50 feet away, who just got married and has a new born in her arms. Where as most women aren't blatantly trying to holla let alone making physical contact with men they are interested and are even less likely if they have a girl around.
Seeing your girl heat up its like
What can I do?
Then they get a little bit more upset and its like
A bit more and we are like
Until finally it like
In the back of ours head though we thinking, "Better stop taking a nikka for granted"